Doperball IV: The Subtitling

Hey, I don’t want it! I’ll kick it off to …

swampbear to Monstre to CandidGamera for the score! The Mole Rats go up 8 to 6.

Last touches in this series were swampbear to Monstre.

Monstre saved me from the icky ball. He’s my hero. Now, I got to grill up these burgers so leave me out of this, mkay?

featherlou grabs the ball with a determined yet rageful look on her face. She passes it to…

<confused, but guessing>So, off swampy to monstre but intercepted by Ponder…Hmmm…Snicks grabs it and makes for the hunky, naked men. But the mud is squishy, you see, and as she slips the ball squirts free to…

Since Ponder Stibbons didn’t quote or name the poster previous to him, I’m going to grab the ball and slam-dunk it into one of the hoops on Keady Court at Purdue’s storied Mackey Arena, hoping Hal will agree I’ve legally widened the Mole Rats’ lead to 9-6.

Wait…dammit…lying in the mud, Snicks takes a hard one to the back from Featherlou’s mighty heave. Interception! Huzzah.

Whoops…

Stepping up to the plate, Ghanima swings a mighty swing with the bat, launching the ball over the net…

The legal chain right now is: swampbear - Monstre - Snickers

Then I’ll take it from Snickers and just, you know, sit on it.

Strinka comes by and kicks Ponder Stibbons off of the ball. He takes it and hides it in the magic capsule that only a member from team one can open.

Sternvogel opens the magic capsule into which Strinka placed the ball, and looks for a Mole Rat who’ll score the team’s ninth point.

Ghanima grabs the ball and SCOOORES!

With the lead now 9-6, Sternvogel heads to Lafayette’s Columbian Park, scales the fence that surrounds the temporarily-closed zoo, and places the ball in the lemur exhibit. It is claimed by…

Strinka to Sternvogel to Ghanima for the point! The Mole Rats make it 9-6, and can win it right here if they decide to try for a two-pointer.
Ball is back in play (on preview, taken by Sternvogel).

featherlou!!!Woohoo! passes the ball to…

Sternvogel, who intercepts the sphere and places it on the shore of the duck pond…

I don’t like where this is going. Better get more red paint. squirt

Ouch. Watch when you throw that thing, featherlou! I wasn’t red enough yet!

I’m going to put the ball through my portable Improbability Drive, hopefully it doesn’t come out a Sperm Whale.

Oh, fine, I’ll take it from Sternvogel. You know, I’m close to Lafayette, so just beware of naked red men. . .

Snicks steals back from [bJimSox**; gives a mighty heave, and hopes…
Go moles!