Time to clear up a few misperceptions.
I am not the cat danceswithcats dances with.
I did not drink any of the margaritas.
I do not appreciate being tripped over while I’m on a catnip high.
Now, where’s that shrimp dip?
Here’s the dip, and some more catnip as an apology.
When does the next game start?
Maybe you should try me. My dance card isn’t always full, you know. 
Sometime in the Autumn, probably. Doperball matches come up every 4 months or so.
I might have to start it. Hal here went out of turn, as I started DoperBall II, but did I get a chance to start IV? Oh no, somebody just had to get all impatient (I honestly was thinking of starting another DoperBall thread.). Maybe I’ll have to throw him for a loop and start V, then. . .
The next game will be in the Fall? Dang! That doesn’t give me much time to stock up. I best be gettin’ on over to the liquor store and put in my beer order now. Hey! It takes a lot of beer to get through a game of doper ball.
I don’t know, danceswithcats… I’m a pretty bad dancer in either form.
~sometime later, after much catnip~
YAAAAAAAAAAAOoooooooooooo! Curtain slides! ~swoosh~ Wha? I don’t know how to dance, but I could sit on your head. CURTAINS! ~swoosh~
Can’t we have one before fall? That’s when hockey season starts.
Don’t bring up hockey, Snakescatlady! You’ll jinx the sport! I don’t want to lose DoperBall to a lock out!
I demand more coleslaw, or I walk!
Sweet or savory?
We have both kinds? Oh boy! Pass the hamburgers, please. I want to build my coleslaw, Russian dressing, and potato chip double decker.
Ooo! I’ll trade you my shrimp dip for some of that… looks like the catnip is all gone, though.
Here, I’ll make you a new one. ::Does so. Gives it to her.::
Mweh! ~eats~
~passes shrimp dip~ So, now what?
More eating of food, for the victory picnic?
Sounds good.
~changes form~
Bigger stomach. Bring it on!
Brings in more shrimp dip, a pitcher of margaritas, a salt bowl, and potato salad. Warning: potato salad contains mustard. (I’ve heard some people don’t like it that way)
If we keep it up, the celebration might last longer than the game! Go Moles!
:: eats food ::
Aw, heck, if it’s going to be this much fun after we lose, maybe I don’t feel bad about it anymore. Though I’m finally starting to feel a draft. . .maybe some boxers and a shower (but probably not in that order) would be nice, as well as making the sport slightly more marketable to TV.
[sub]Yes, that is what all other major sports are missing. . .there just aren’t enough naked players.[/sub]