7-zip. Is there a skunk rule, Hal?
Rats and distelfink!! C’mon you as yet unnamed shites who should be playing on this team! After loading the doperball into my pocket Acme doperball cannon, a three second spray of Aqua Net is fed into the firing chamber, the loading cap screwed tight, and as the piezo electric igniter is pressed, the doperball erupts from the muzzle with a satisfying yeeeowww and a very nice blue flame, before scorching the buttocks of…
featherlou - EEYOOOUCH! Hot potato hot potato tossing it off to…
Sternvogel, who’s hoping a teammate is on hand as the ball heads off his hands into those of…
Monstre, who’s not quite sobered up and starts running towards the wrong goal… then suddenly realizes his mistake and, as he WHUMPS into his own goalpost, flings the ball high over his head behind him, to…
…MoonCat, who catches Monstre’s drunken throw. Uncertain if she should go for the goal or not, she sends it winging wildly in the general direction of the goal…
…trips over cat again while shouting loudly “GOAL!!”
That, I believe, is another 2-pointer, making it 9-0.
For shame!
With the Ferrets up 9-0, Sternvogel picks up the ball and places it inside the freezer at West Lafayette’s Silver Dipper ice cream parlor. Coming in to place an order on this hot Indiana summer day is…
SCL, who picks up a double dip rocky road and the ball, which she passes out the door to…
I think you just inspired me to make the trip to Lafayette after I get off work.
That’s what I meant to quote in my above post.
:smack:
Monstre, who dives for the ice cream cone but catches the ball instead and stumbles into the street. Remembering what his momstre told him about playing in traffic, he leaps aside as a car passes, honking its horn angrily at him. Monstre retaliates by beaning the car with the ball, which bounces back into the playing field (and hopefully into the hands of a teammate who’s ready to score the final 2-pointer) – and the ball is caught by…
…knocking the ice cream off SCL’s cone and bouncing off her nose into the goal for a SCORE!!
erpp… except I don’t think you’re allowed to touch twice on the same sequence.
But as soon as another teammate happens along…
While I appreciate your enthusiasm and dedication to the game, Snakescatlady, I must point out that you can’t touch the ball twice on one possession. The sequence still stands me to you to Monstre, and the ball is lying on the ground, ready to be picked up by a Ferret for the game-clinching deuce…
I was under the mistaken impression that the same rules applied as for Mornington Cross. I was about to start a GQ, but after having searched, I found the following info. Furtheremore-
no one. Instead, it hit’s scott’s head so hard he collapses into the ground. He’s out of the game, for now. 
On the rebound off his head, it enters the GOAL!!!1111!!!
CandidGamera, for the score!
sorry.
scuffs toe on ground, peers into empty margarita pitcher…
Or, Scott. Either way.