Doperball IV: The Subtitling

Ok, that’s featherlou to JimSox5 to danceswithcats for the score!

Two-all, ball back in play!

I’m sans just about everything, Scott. :wink:

Bonus points for danceswithcats for helping me be athletic and get my jollies at the same time. :smiley:

And I’ll put this thing back in play for now. kick

:: picks up the kick from JimSox5l :: …and now, with a much rage as she can muster, I shall (hopefully) pass the ball to another rabid member of TRORM

Intercepted by Ghanima, who takes the ball, grabs a margarita, and downs it as she passes to…

OK, I think I have the hang of this thing …

:: Ball Smack Upside Head ::

Ow!!!

Team Spirit moment, brought to you by the Society for Okapi Preservation:

The Rabid Okapi Rage Machine
Team colors: CMYK
Mascot: The majestic Okapi
Hmm…we really need AFG to design us a team logo.

Oh, and :: get’s the ball from Ponder, again and passes it down the field::

<TWEEEET!!> Ref’s ruling, here…Ghanima, Ponder Stibbons…neither of you mentioned who you go the ball from, so in a dispute, you both lose out.

The ball is still in the air, coming off of FaerieBeth’s pass.
<TWEEEET!!>

Oh, come on! What game are you watching! Do you need my glasses!

Oh! That’s Team 1.

Umm. . .

Good call! Good call! Keep up the good work, Hal!

[sub]Is it sad that I will more than likely make my 1,000[sup]th[/sup] post in this thread?[/sub]

<boing!> Ouch! What the… **Faeriebeth ** Watch it! oooo look DoperBall!!

I’ll just punt this down field…

Yay team 2 Rapid somethingorothers

Hey, I’m only here because my team has the word “Rabid” in it.

OK, so there’s the ball coming from DeVena, which I deftly pass along using my face.

Ouch. Oh well, I didn’t need that nose anyway.

Hmmm…JimSox5 - FaerieBeth - DeVena - Ponder - ???

Possibility of a three-pointer here…

Whoop…roster post:

The Soaring Naked Mole Rats: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y
The Rabid Okapi Rage Machine: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z

::Scott wonders back onto the field, and sits on the spectator’s bench, waving a flag-ona-stick.::

Whooo! Go team!

BraheSilver takes a flying dive to intercept Ponder’s throw, but is much too early and lands in a skidding heap on the floor. The ball bounces off his butt and rolls away.

Diving in from my horrifically boring and corporate all-hands meeting, I hug the ball with a sigh of unproductive relief. Lining my cleavage up with the goal, I keep squeezing untill the ball shoots into the net with an audible POP!

Now that’s a talent, honeydewgrrl! Too bad about the aim.

I intercept the ball and heave the slimy thing to…

The ball hits Scott’s face, as it has at any game he has attended in RL, and rebounds. His glasses appear to be o.k.

…caught on the rebound by the Monstre, leaping into the field of play and landing with an earth-shattering THUD!

(I assume the pass off Scott’s face counts as one for the nekkid moles?)

Monstre tromps off through the underbrush, climbs a tall tree to get a good view of the playing field, and as the treetop snaps with a huge C-RRRRAAAACKKKK!!! , hurls the ball in the direction of…

Doh :smack: And here I was thinking Scott’s flag-waving post was in play.

How will the fans ever forgive me?

I hurl my self at the ball in an attempt at redemption and hip-check it into the goal.

And CandidGamera comes in at the last second for the goal!