Monstre’s guacamole and chocolate flavored ball is caught by danceswithcats who suppresses wretching at the combined flavors and boots the ball downfield to…
damn this dial-up connection dwc instead grabs FaerieBeth* and* the ball and rushes downfield in search of…
Monstre tackles the danceswithcats/FaerieBeth combo, wondering if he is the only Naked Mole even on the field at the moment. Stealing the ball, Monstre slings the ball into the air, then turns his attention back to the manage-a-trois of tangled bodies on the ground.
“How y’all doin’?” 
gHANIMA catches the ball behind her back as she does a 360. WOOT! She then expertly hurls the ball to…
::Scot can not believe his eyes. Comically, he looks up from the program booklet, and does a double -take::
There are only four players on the field, not counting Monstre?
FaerieBeth zips up from the tangled mass of limbs, and wings* her way to intercept Ghanima’s pass, then flings it in the ooposite direction to…
*'Cause I’m a faerie, see. I have wings.
“What do you mean, three, not four?”
Monstre makes another leaping interception, snatching up FaerieBeth’s pass.
Lowering his head, he charges down the field, shuddering the ground in his passing. Suddenly, Monstre is distracted by a passing butterfly – he wanders off to the side aimlessly, dropping the ball…
leaving Ghanima to leap at the ball, landing on her stomach and getting grass stains all over herself, then she blindly tosses the ball up in the air…
The e-mail! It lies! It says I there have no new posts to my subscribed threads.
Sorry to leave you all hanging. And yes, I am still at work. Surprised?
JimSox5 takes FaerieBeth’s pass and looks for another Rager. A tied score at this point in the game is unacceptable! Team 2 forever! Other propaganda-like sayings!
I’ll just load this thing into my handy, portable trebuchet and fling it downfield. . .
Hmm. . .Guess I’ll load Ghanima’s pass into my trebuchet.
And with JimSox5’s interception, the whistle blows…
<TWEEEEEET!!>
Ok folks…my time at work is up…gotta get back to the real world, so if someone impartial would be so kind as to take over ref’ing duties until tomorrow…
:: drops whistle onto ground ::
And for my 999th post, I would just like to say that I’ll need some visual evidence that honeydewgrrl can fit a DoperBall in her cleveage.
Well, I can ref until 7. Since I started DoperBall II, I guess I’m designated alternate ref.
while JimSox5 leers at the opposing teammates enticing qualities, I’ll snag the pass from him and hurl it in the direction of…
You know what a honeydew* is*, right? 
Indeed I do, but it really doesn’t make me want to see her cleveage any less.
you can’t ref-you’re on our team, JimSox5!
we can go refless and pantsless, if you like
It’s just for a little while. Hal will be back soon. Just don’t pass the ball to the naked guy. Unless somebody else has gone naked that I’m not aware of. . .on another thought, maybe I ought to cover myself after the whole cleveage incident. . .
Hokay. Knickers and cleavage aside, I think I’m #2 after your interception JimSox5 so my pass to…could result in a score. Hint Hint to other teammates