Eddie after a long nap grabs the ball runs down field and passes to…
Oh no you don’t, you caused enough trouble at the start of the game.
CIAS intercepts and reverse passes to…
chrisk, who’s late to the game as usual, and awkwardly lobs off to…
Fachverwirrt, who fools everyone by actually holding on to the ball this time, then punts it straight up, to be caught by…
A brilliant interception, which I catch yet causes me to stumble and heave a hail mary in the other direction to…
Yes! I got it, and pass it over to…
Wow, being a Nut Cluster is hard work.
I prevent a score, but, needing to pee really badly, quickly hand off to…
someone on the opposite team, who passes to…
Me, fresh back from the bathroom. Sick of all this back and forth, I wrap the ball up and send it certified mail, addressed c/o Nut Clusters, This Game, Dope—No Average Athletics Allowed. It gets lost, rerouted to Alaska, is mistaken for a long lost tribal fertility totem and displayed in an Anchorage mueseum, and three years later finally arrives to be opened by…
a very surprised CIAS who wasn’t expecting anything, who promptly mails it back to…
Me!
Okay, what the heck is with this mailing cakaa?
(kicks the ball all the way across the room to…)
Not me, who is pinning up the Team Rotas
me, who forgoes mailing the ball for the more traditional strapping it to an ACME rocket and shooting it toward…
Me, who is wondering where the heck his team is. Hail Mary to…
my last defensive play before running out to get drunk for the evening! passing to…
The A-man, whois wondering why the hell **Bell/b] didn’t score a moment ago! While he ponders this, he is run over by a stampeding herd of bulls, and the ball flies towards…
Inner Stickler, who vacillates between scoring and trying for a two pointer, but upon seeing the opposing team bearing down on him gives a yelp and launches himself ball and all towards the goal for a point.
Hey, I was open over here! 
But a point is a point. Go team!
I pick up the ball post-goal, and hand it off to…
CatInASuit who dribbles the ball downfield, gives it a mighty kick in the direction of…
Tirial who isn’t sure what is going on but will kick it vaguely at the goal.