[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Hoping some other Flaming Warthogs are on the field, I put the ball in play by placing it on the back of a horse, who jumps over an Olympic-style rail and drops the ball at the feet of…
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A Moonless knight. But I get distracted by something shiny, and leave the ball lying there for…
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
A Moonless knight. But I get distracted by something shiny, and leave the ball lying there for…
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I paw at it a couple of times and then ignore it in favour of a summy spot for…
Oh, hell; I’ll take it and give it to…
[QUOTE=Gadarene]
Oh, hell; I’ll take it and give it to…
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Fine, I’ll take it, but only because I don’t like losing. Looking around for another Knight, I toss the ball up to…
[QUOTE=Gadarene]
Oh, hell; I’ll take it and give it to…
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Me, who, pacing around the track outside, wanders in and cluelessly gives it to…
Hmm… “in event of simulpost”…
What’s the official ruling, RythmDvl?
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Per my official screen:
fachverwirrt posted “Today, 03:45 PM”
pedescribe posted at "Today, 03:49 PM "
Ruling: fachverwirrt took a fair hand off from Gadarene (who could show just a wee bit more enthusiasm, and possibly some destructiveness)
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Fine, I’ll take it, but only because I don’t like losing. Looking around for another Knight, I toss the ball up to…
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CIAS who enters field of play in a steamroller crushing the subs bench before throwing it to…
[QUOTE=CatInASuit]
CIAS who enters field of play in a steamroller crushing the subs bench before throwing it to…
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Me, who attempts to hide it in a bench. It is later stolen by…
Me, who finally got those shorts tied on correctly, unfortunately they’re on backwards (How did I tie them backwards?) and I trip throwing the ball up to
[QUOTE=pedescribe]
Me, who attempts to hide it in a bench. It is later stolen by…
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Me, who finally got those shorts tied on correctly, unfortunately they’re on backwards (How did I tie them backwards?) and I trip throwing the ball up to . . .
Stupid quoting rule :smack:
[QUOTE=Oredigger77]
Me, who finally got those shorts tied on correctly, unfortunately they’re on backwards (How did I tie them backwards?) and I trip throwing the ball up to
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Me, as I hang glide into the stadium. I realize that I’m on a collision course with a hot dog vendor and drop the ball into the stands.
[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive]
Me, as I hang glide into the stadium. I realize that I’m on a collision course with a hot dog vendor and drop the ball into the stands.
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Demolishes stand with the steamroller and punts it back into play to…
ME! YEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!
breaks things
And then, careening headlong off a cliff, I flip it to…
[QUOTE=Gadarene]
ME! YEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!
breaks things
And then, careening headlong off a cliff, I flip it to…
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Me, preventing the score.
Unfortunately, I’ve been eating potato chips, and my greasy hands can’t hold on. I fumble to…
Much better 
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Unfortunately, I’ve been eating potato chips, and my greasy hands can’t hold on. I fumble to…
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…me, who slips on a pair of surgical gloves, coats the ball with a potent contact poison/diuretic and passes it off to…
(Pssst! Hey fellow Warthogs…might wanna wear gloves for the rest of this quarter)
Hey … what’s the provision if I fall off the face of the Dope? I started this last night 'round nine, and have been here ever since. Can’t really call me a slacker, no? Ok, maybe you can–that’s something I should’a thought of before I broke into the stadium.
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
…me, who slips on a pair of surgical gloves, coats the ball with a potent contact poison/diuretic and passes it off to…
(Pssst! Hey fellow Warthogs…might wanna wear gloves for the rest of this quarter)
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Me, who suddenly has an overwhelming need to pee. After a rather long bathroom break, I wander back onto the field and hand the ball off to…
(Sorry, I have no idea what was on the floor in there, but the ball sort of rolled into the puddle.)
[QUOTE=Rhythmdvl]
Hey … what’s the provision if I fall off the face of the Dope? I started this last night 'round nine, and have been here ever since. Can’t really call me a slacker, no? Ok, maybe you can–that’s something I should’a thought of before I broke into the stadium.
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Also, we’re sort of going offline tomorrow morning, with all content from then 'til next Tuesday non-permanent: in case you hadn’t seen Jerry’s thread. Not sure what you should do about that.