What a wild and crazy day.
Dopers who attended:
scott_evil
matt_mcl
Elenfair (and service pup!)
detop
Maeglin
lno
LaurAnge
loupdebois
Daerlyn
There will be no further bolding of dopers names, due to my hangover. 
As I’m sure everyone noticed in this thread, lno arrived at scott’s place early yesterday and slept. Doperéal was off to a poor start, however, since when he awoke, he discovered his car had been robbed. :eek: The police report has been filed, and hopefully good things will happen though.
Event 1: An evening at Drugstore in the village.
I got lost on the way there, even though I know where it is. Mock me.
The SDMB table was covered with SDMB signs, appropriately enough. Also a one footed WonderWoman. matt_mcl had been very bored at work and created beautiful itineraries of the weekend for all of us. Complete with maps. Go you, matt. Scan one for us later, so we have a digital souvenir.
ServicePup™ is in service today, so Elenfair and lno left just before the tragedy that is about to occur:
WonderWoman was quickly joined by the DownSyndrome Frog – there’s a picture of him as Sauna frog, again courtesy of matt – and ended up being crippled by him. Yup, WonderWoman’s leg fell off due to rough-housing. 
Scott mourned loudly. CPR was performed, sadly with little success. The heartbeat did indeed return, but brain death was registered at 11.05 pm. We made a little WonderWoman shroud out of cocktail napkins, had a moment of silence, and then suggested a fiery Viking burial at sea. scott was not amused.
loupdebois made roses for everyone. matt, picture! [sotto voce] I love the fact that someone’s got a digicam. [/sotto voce] loup is also the one to inform the party that there were pool tables downstairs. So loup wiped the floor with me, then I wiped the floor with Maeglin, LaurAnge, matt, and loup abandoned us, and we left.
But it’s not over yet!
One short metro ride later (and an introduction to scott’s Boy Band 
), we arrived at Grumpy’s, the bar of choice for mine and LaurAnge’s particular group of Montrealers. We discovered New & Improved Scott, but he doesn’t warrant being an attendee at this point, because we found him. LaurAnge, I expect you to rectify this situation today.
Five pitchers of beer and one frighteningly long game of “I never” later, scott and Maeglin went home, and then the bar closed. So detop and I, at this point the only Dopers left, grabbed my roomate (who I plan to Dope soon, and may be coming to the Biodome with us today ) and two of her friends, and went to eat. I love Montreal’s hole in the wall 24-hour diners :D.
Thus ends Day one.