Dopers b1981: Get in here and discuss your pop-culture memories from childhood

I was born January 3rd, 1981.

Things I remember:

TV Shows
He-man - I’d watch this after school everyday. I had several of the action figures, and probably still do somewhere. (They’re probably in poor condition, however.)

TMNT - Loved loved loved these guys. I still have dozens of the action figures, many in very good condition and with all their original weapons. I recall playing the TMNT game on the NES. The underwater level gave me fits. I remember there was one jump that was almost impossible in another level. I once, ONCE, made it to the end boss, but then promptly died. Hard game.

Square One - MathNet was brilliant. And I still remember “Oops is brought to you by erasers. Don’t make a mistake without one.”

Pirates of Dark Water - A regretably short-lived cartoon. The bird thing always made me laugh, because at this point in life “minga melons” made me thing perverse things.

GlowBugs - There was a cartoon, although I don’t think it was anything more than a one-shot “special” designed to sell toys. For all I know, we still have it on VHS in a box somewhere.

Flight of Dragons - I watched this on TV sometime in the 80’s. It was the very first thing we recorded on our VCR. Me and my siblings were very, very quiet, which made our parents suspicious. They asked what was up, and we said we were being quiet because we didn’t want the VCR to record our voices. :slight_smile:

Dino-Riders - Another short-lived cartoon, primarily existing to sell toys. I loved those toys. I was a little boy - of course I liked dinosaur toys. And dinosaur toys with mounted guns and lasers were even better.

Denver the Last Dinosaur - If I saw this cartoon again, I’d probably think it sucks. But at the time, well, like I said. Young boys love dinosaurs. And I’d like to take this opportunity to appologize to everyone whose ankles I bit while pretending to be a tyrranosaurus rex. I will not, however, appologize to my brother for bashing his head against mine while pretending to be a pachycephalosaurus. (If I’ve spelled that correctly, it’s by accident.)

WWF Wrestling - The Rockers (Shawn Michaels and Marty Jennety) were the best tag team ever, although the Superpowers (Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan) were damned close. I cried when Earthquake “killed” Jake the Snake Robert’s snake. ( :rolleyes: at myself ) One time my dad tried to convince me Hulk Hogan used steriods. My mom made him stop after I got very, very upset at him.

Channel One News - We were forced to watch this in school most mornings. I hated it. It was so bad they even had Carrot Top as a guest one day. The only thing amusing was how Lisa Ling and the others would stay safe in the Haciena while Anderson Cooper would be reporting live from some place where people were shooting at him. I could tell that he was the only one who had any journalistic talent whatsoever.

Toys
NES - My family got one, strangely, on Valentine’s Day. I don’t remember the year, but it was well after damn near everyone else already had one. My brother lied to me about having beat Super Mario before me. Dad actually tried Duck Hunt, but stopped when he realized you couldn’t shoot the annoying dog. Super Mario 3 was the best game, ever. Still is. Unless my memory errs, it takes 20 fireballs but only 4 hammers to kill Bowser. (But just TRY aiming the hammers right. Gah!)

Slap bracelets - Nobody had ever heard of them, then everybody had them, the local news did a segment on their popularity, then suddenly they were gone. Poof. My first introduction to the notion of a “fad”.

Nerf toys - I never had any, but of course I wanted them. I don’t even know if they still make them, but their legacy lives on in gamer terminology. To “nerf” something is to render it as harmless as a foam arrow.

Arcades - The local Skill Mill was always full of kids playing the latest, greatest games. Street Fighter, Street Fighter II, Mortal Kombat, etc. Almost dead now, though.

Our first computer - I never realized it until years later, but my dad was a geek. He somehow convinced mom that a computer was just what we needed to get our finances in order. Of course, it set back our finances somewhere around $2,000, I think. It was a Franklin. It had no harddrive. It had two 5.25 floppy drives, which made the little grunting noises that floppy drives make. On 5.25 floppies, we had DOS 3.22. I still have the manual. We also, for some reason, had a copy of Novell Netware 2.0. I wish I still had that. I’d frame it. My brother had a floppy with Frogger. I had one with Lunar Lander and a text-based space adventure game. My older sis had Mrs. Pacman. At school, the only computers were Macintoshes, or Apple IIs. I played Oregon Trail, and started a trend to see how quickly you could kill your entire party. I would have held the record, except for that damned Indian who found me food! (And on the subject of 80’s popculture and computers, I still haven’t seen that famous Apple Macintosh ad.)

Events
Berlin Wall - I remember hearing about the wall coming down, and only halfway understood what the significance was. I remember thinking that people who had what I would now call a “Cold War mindset” were silly and paranoid. Only later did I realize that for quite some time people really had worried about the Russians bombing us. To me, such a thing was a B-rate movie plot.

Gulf War I - I was sick with the flu when the war began, and I stayed up most of the night with my mom watching news coverage. I really didn’t have any opinion on the matter other than, “This is obviously important, and I should pay attention.” I remember Gulf War trading cards, featuring weapons and people.

Challenger - I don’t remember this happening, but I do remember several mentions of it from people and on the news in memorial a year or two later.

Internet - I can’t really place an exact date on this, so I don’t know if it counts as an “event”. However, I do recall in the early 90’s how there was this hubbub over something called the “Information Superhighway”. Eventually some rich friends of mine showed me the Internet. And I was never the same after. They amazed me with their 28.8 modem. I was gobsmacked at the idea adventuring in a MUD with others online. Chat rooms were the coolest thing ever, except for webpages and the magic way they worked. (It wasn’t until a few yeras later that I learned bits of HTML.) My friends told me they could find anything online. I asked them to find information on the mating habits of garden snails. Five minutes later I realized that people will make webpages about anything, a lesson which I have yet to see proven wrong. I know that BBSs and the like existed long before the Internet proper came into being, but when it hit the mainstream it hit the mainstream in a big way.

Things I Took For Granted (added here in order to shock the old people :slight_smile: )
The Moon - People had been on the moon several times and had been in space countless times. This was normal, and very unamazing. Seeing a shuttle launch in person would have been cool, but on TV was pointless. It happens all the time, right?

Cold War - The Russians were only enemies in movies. In real life, one boring old guy on TV talked about another boring old guy on TV and shook hands or something and the old people in real life thought it was amazing. To me, Russians were no different from any other foreign people. They talked funny and had strange customs but were mostly harmless.

Computers - I used computers throught nearly all of my schooling, from about 4th or 5th grade on up. I think my generation has a certain basic familiarity and comfort level with computers that many in older generations do not.

I remember how hella cool we were because we had 1) a COLOUR MONITOR!! (glorious 4-colour CGA!), 2) a (I think) 10-megabyte hard drive, 3) a printer, 4) a 2400-baud modem!! OMG so fast!

I remember how big an event it was when one of our friends got a scanner, which was handheld and made things come out looking like Modigliani, but DAMN it was cool.

I remember advertising trying to get us to use the word “tubular.” To this day I have no idea why tubes are complimentary.

The kids in my school made up this dorky song about Gulf War I to the tune of Jingle Bells. In French.

Another traumatic events:

  • the Oka Crisis. I was terrified it was going to turn into a war. My parents took me to my first protest, supporting the Mohawks, in front of the Manitoba legislature.
  • the Charlottetown Accord referendum, and the Quebec referendum in 1995 right after we moved to Montreal.

You spelled it right. :smiley:

When was that? I must have heard about it but it would have gone way over my head at that age.

They called it Crisis In The Gulf, and there were a lot of scenes of army green tanks in the desert. It didn’t register at the time the significance of what was happening.

Me either, or maybe only vaguely, but the word Challenger was on my mind at some point not long afterwards while looking at something (a poster of outer space images?) on my bedroom wall.

I remember Voyager II’s encounter with Neptune. One of the guys from Star Trek TNG narrated a special that summarized the latest scientific data. I’m thinking it was Patrick Stewart because in my mind I can hear his voice saying “Triton” in that unique inflection of his. I don’t remember the encounter with Uranus, other than maybe maybe seeing on TV that false color image with the red perimeter, which would have looked awful creepy to a 4 year old.

There was an ad in a magazine that showed somebody in a pair of work boots, just the boots, next to some dirt or mud or broken up asphalt, and the caption said something about the Information Superhighway still being hard to get at or under construction. Guess they intended their product to solve that problem, but I thought “gee, it’ll be nice when they have this ‘highway’ all set up so people can get on and use it.” :smack: Surely the advertising agency didn’t intend anyone to get that impression. :smiley:

I have final exams this week and its been pretty stressful.
Why? Yesterday, during my mechanics test, what was filling my head to overflow? Not bending stress formulas, not centroid equations, not torsion models.

The @#$&*!!! Picture Pages theme!
And when I woke up today, PPs. And in the shower, PPs. And right now? PPs.

sly Everyone here who remembers this song should download (I gave the link in an earlier post) and listen a few times.
Yes, download and listen, listen, listen, listen…

I remember the hubbub too.

Specifically I remember an ad that played on Channel One (remember Channel One?) every morning during the first half of Sixth grade. It was a long shot of a deserted road that zoomed waaaay down the road to a little girl standing in the middle of the road who said, “it’s coming.” And then there was a logo that said “Information Superhighway.”

To this day I don’t know who the fuck paid for those commercials or why, and I’m still not 100% sure if the internet and the Information Superhighway were intended to be the exact same thing.

I know that later that same year I was using my 386 “Super Computer” to dial-up to BBSes and I never even associated the two things.

No. Was it only shown in public schools? I remember One To Grow On but that’s different.

Sounds familiar. That one might have been on regular broadcast television a couple of times.

Guess those marketing execs really goofed that one up, didn’t they? :smiley:

'84 here. I feel like such a baby. And I avoided this thread for so long cause I figured that I wouldn’t have anything to add, but here I am posting…

I looooooooooved My Little Ponies when I was little. My dad used to play them with me. You had to hold it by the leg that didn’t bend (he still teases me about that “rule”). Now McDonalds is giving out mini MLPs with their Big Kids meals. My mom is saving all of hers and giving them to me.

And I remember wanting a Teddy Ruxpin for birthday/xmas, but I think they were too expensive or the toy store was out of them, or something. So I got a Big Bird toy that talked. But he was made out of plastic–he wasn’t huggable in the slightest. My little gimme-gimme heart was broken.

Donatello was my favorite Ninja Turtle. I remember snippets from the theme song:

“Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but rude, Michaelangelo is a party dude.”

“They’re the world’s most fiercesome fighters, heroes in a half-shell, ninja turtles…”

We actually got our first TV when I was seven years old. My parents allowed us one hour per day, and at first we watched Inspector Gadget at 7:00 and Loony Tunes at 7:30 every evening.

Nike pumps. Many second grade classmates informed my that I was inferior because I didn’t have a pair. They informed me that people with Nike pumps could jump higher and farther than people without. The fact, demonstrated many times in gym class, that I could jump almost seven feet while they couldn’t even jump six feet did nothing to discourage this belief.

I remember the night the wall came down, and my family hoped to see some of our friends and relatives on TV since we knew they were in the crowd in Berlin. I also remember the start of the Gulf War.

We got an NES for Christmas when I was eight. We had four games: Super Mario Brothers, Duck Hunt, Marble Madness, and Major League Baseball. My father commented that the players in the baseball game looked like eggs.

For the longest time I thought that’s what “pump” shoes were, in general, so I didn’t understand why Imelda Marcos had so many.

Amen :slight_smile:

hums the Thong Song

oh yeah, born in 1981, over here, too.

I remember Voltron and playing with Thundercats toys in the bathtub. I remember hating the Power Rangers (although my little sister still loves them. I blame them for the fact that her first word was “hi-ya!”). I remember beating Super Mario Brothers for the first time, and being elated at that.

I also remember MC Hammer doing popcorn chicken ads, not to mention way too many TV shows. Amen and 227 stick out, as does Empty Next and the Golden Girls. I also remember that one year where I could watch Star Trek spinoffs three times a week (when TNG, DS9, and Voyager were all on at the same time). That was fun :slight_smile:

bamf

'83 here.

Anyone remember Pogs?! It was the first time I can remember consciously deciding not to go along with a silly fad.

I have many fond memories of watching the Super Mario Super Show! every afternoon after school. Swing your arms, from side to side, come on, it’s time to go, do the Mario! Eventually they made a TV series from Mario Bros 3, then Mario World, but then it seemed to peter out pretty quickly.

I vaguely remember our teacher (it was either kindergarten or 1st grade, I forget) showing us a map of the Soviet Union and how it was becoming many different countries. I didn’t understand it of course but it’s one of those images that just stuck with me.

Oh! And remember the adver - er, cartoon, “Captain N”? It was an adv - ahem cartoon about a guy who gets stuck in his Nintendo and has to fight the evil Mother Brain (from Metroid) with the help of Simon Belmont (Castlevania), Mega Man (MegaMan, duh), Kid Icarus from some game I’d never heard of, and other Nintendo characters. Later on, they even brought in a Gameboy known as Gameboy.

I also was obsessed with Magic: The Gathering as a teenager. I still have thousands of cards, and wouldn’t mind playing now and then if I knew anybody who still played. When the comicbook store was in town, my red direct damage deck was feared every Saturday afternoon. (The secret? Glacial Chasm, from the Ice Age set. Sure, the cumulative upkeep of life sucks ass, but you don’t have to keep it around long. It’s perfect for the endgame, to keep you alive long enough to deliver the finishing blow.)

I don’t know if there’s a name for this, but it seems that the less important something is, the more likely one is to remember it, and vice versa. I can never remember the name of that drug I’m allergic to, but I know every damned word to that McDonald’s song. You know. The one they sent out on records. Big Mac McDLT a quarter-pounder with some cheese / Filet-o-Fish a hamburger a cheeseburger a Happy Meal / McNuggets tasty golden french fries regular or large in size … stop stop STOP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

I love this thread.

:eek: The game was Kid Icarus!