Dopers in need of.....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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SEX!

I’ve been finding more and more that the Dopers are always going to turn any thread they can into some sort of sexcapade. Gotta debate? Jesus vs. A pink Unicorn or Your toe fungus vs. My toe fungus will always without a doubt turn into several posts of flirting, perhaps some lewd offers and propositions… Gotta question for GQ? The answer is, Hey babe! I can do all kinds of things with my tongue, wanna see? Forget the OP, we’ll get to that later… MPSIMS - I don’t need to get into the stuff going on in the Action Figure thread, (yes i’m guilty) which is probably typical of most threads at some point… IMHO, we all just want a giant orgy. WorldWide Doperfest 2001 Mandatory Meeting - Pick a Hotel… How repressed are we?

What is Dopers really need?

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Hey Soulsling, Baby, you sound really tense!

Why don’t you mosey on over here for a nice cinnamon oil massage? I’m really good at it, honest. You just need to relax honey …

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

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soul, my dear; when you’re through with Brunetter, feel free to mosey on over my way… :wink:

What? What’d I say??? Who, me?

<what can you expect, Mr Bear’s been gone a long, long time>

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Hey, I get in my flirting where I can. I’d rather not have to do it all online, but I don’t have very good luck IRL. I try not to turn a normal thread into a sex fest, but if someone else hijacks it…well…I’ll go along.

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I know what you mean. Some of the people here are so sex-obsessed they probably think a penis is a phallic symbol.

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Hey, I resemble that remark!!

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Ladies, no need for me to finish with one before I go on to another, I can take you all on at the same time…

Gosh I’m horrible at keeping a straight face…big sheet eating grin

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WELL then…come on over here soul!!!

bats eyelashes

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Okay … enough is enough … I’m closing this thread NOW!

… unless, of course, I’m gonna get some too …

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Soulsling, aren’t you getting some in like, real life, now?

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Wait a minute!!
OK: now I’m in the room with all the pretty women (and a couple of guys but I can share)

NOW you can lock the door Eutychus…

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Actually no mag, I’m not. I’ve decided to not see the girl I dated twice a third time… Just not clicking.
Eutychus55, nobody said you couldn’t partake in the fun. Have a blast! smile when your’e having fun too.
Oh wait. How many married dopers or not so single dopers are flirting on the boards? a lot I don’t mind, I see nothing wrong with it, I think it’s fun. It’s a good community (online) to be doing it in at least. Here I find most people to be respectable at least as compared to most other boards or chat rooms and the like. There’s a warm friendly feeling here. (gosh, I think I’m about to shed a tear).

Flirt away kids. Here, this threads being donated in the name of shameless flirting.

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Michi says:

Yeah, she was all over me at the Tampa Dopetoberfest. She couldn’t keep her hands off me. :slight_smile:

::wakes up::
Huh, wuh? Morning already? Must’ve been dreaming…

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Guilty as charged soul. I’m sorry, it won’t happen again. OK, you caught me, I lied. I just can’t help it. Usually Sunshine, or sskuggii or struuter says something to me and the little ChrisP takes over from there.

Hey, the first step to curing the problem is admitting it, right?

Never mind, I really don’t want to cure this “problem”.

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Sex? Yes, please. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yeah, it was either you or that charasmatic waiter we had. And she helped those guys “celebrate” their birthdays, too… She’s a real fun person! :slight_smile:

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I haven’t been in either of these threads. Thanks for the heads up!

“Sheet eating grin”?

Ladies, I’ll try a lot of things. Eating the SHEETS, however, is NOT one of them. Sorry, but that’s just WRONG!

“This momentary joy breeds months of pain;
This hot desire converts to cold disdain:
Pure Chastity is rifled of her store,
And Lust, the thief, far poorer than before.”
–The Rape of Lucrece, 690-3

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