I like Silly Putty. Even world famous rock stars and scientists like Silly Putty. Arnold, get yourself some Silly Putty and buck up.
Speaking of glow in the dark…curious, I have heard they have glow in the dark condoms. What purpose does that serve? I mean I certainly am not looking from the inside of my body to see the glow in the dark penis. If it serves some other purpose, I would like to know.
Hmmmm, just a curious thought.
Techchick, rent this movie and you’ll see the purpose it serves!
Anyway, Silly Putty ain’t no good lessin you got a newspaper.
Arnold, ya just gotta drink yourself blind to the sound of old T-Rex.
Y’all are missing the point. Arnold, it’s obvious from your post, you just need to get laid. 
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
Okay, I’d never advise anybody to drink at all, but I figured I had to throw the Animal House reference in.
Anyway, the banner on the homepage doesn’t have anything to do with you that I can see…
I’d love some of that, even though it would soon look all glow-in the-dark scummy as it accumulates lint and dead skin cells, etc.
I’ve loved glow-in-the dark stuff ever since I saw the black-light posters that the cooler older kids had in the late 60’s. I later read that in WWI the British used to paint huge areas of countryside with it to lure the zeppelins away from the real cities. That’s how I want my house painted!
Will they come out with glow-in-the-dark car upholstery soon? Why should I limit my car to its dashboard Jesus’ irridescence?
Hey, I’m playing with some putty right now!
Granted, it’s not that bright colored, glow-in-the-dark, adult-size handful “thinking putty”. It’s regular, old-fashioned, for-kids, comes-in-an-egg Silly Putty. It’s still pretty cool!
It’s for people who can’t afford strobe lights.
Arnold, look at it this way: You have over 30,000 adoring fans, all clamoring for you attention and desperate to prove themselves worthy of your approval.
Well, your approval, and Lynn’s, and TubaDiva’s, and Manhattan’s…
But still.
Thousands, anyway.