What else did Og do…?
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As a Presbyterian myself, I apologize for those of my brethren who try to be clever on posted signs and fail.
I can’t read it. It’s too small.
The sign reads: “The Birds Are Back. The Grass Is Green. God Did It Again.”
My grass is still under snow in most places… but the birds are back, that I know from the copious amounts of poop all over my newly-washed car. I suppose it is rather a miracle that the birds know where the only washed car in the neighborhood is… within minutes…
The Lord works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.
Did he make the battery die in my car last week?
Start the car at work, drive 30km home, pull over to get some petrol (turn car off while filling) then can’t restart the car again.
Had to get roadside assist and a new battery.
Was that on Thursday? I had almost exactly the same thing happen, except my car wouldn’t start when I went to leave work. Maybe it was Him, maybe just the fact my battery was two years past it’s stated expiration date.
Who killed off the birds and yellowed the grass in the first place?
I am loving these. Please keep them coming…
I’m mostly sanguine, although I am concerned that I have a touch of black bile.
Whoever it is, he must down in the southern hemisphere at this very moment! Let’s get 'im!
Equivalent exchange, God needs to drain a battery or two to bring birds and grass back. This is why, as we all know, everything was dead and lifeless before batteries were invented.
God also uses the energy in smoke detector batteries to start fires when he’s drunk.
Who did god?
A photo like that deserves a dump in the photobucket.
God made me say that. Must be spring! 
What do you get when you line up 75 blondes and stand them ear to ear in a circle?
I thought God was still down in Miami Beach with all the other ancient snowbirds . . . until the threat of frost is over, up here.
Mary.
Oh, you mean this time around…? No idea. I suppose we’ll find out in 9 months.
Satan???
so I read I could buy grass here…