He will be known as Coldsweat. He is big, mean, too good looking for anyone’s peace of mind and he smells rather funky.
Everyone give him a big welcome - and don’t put your arms inside the cage! Ladies, one at a time please… or maybe two 
hugs bro 
I’d say thanks for the compliment, but I’m not entirely sure it’s a compliment…
Whoa! I would never tell family about this board. Some things should just be kept personal!
Welcome.
Welcome, Coldsweat. I made cookies. Do you like cookies? They’re Special Welcome Cookies! … EAT THE COOKIES, DAMMIT!
Ahem. Sorry about that.
Welcome to the SDMB. Hope you enjoy your stay.
::Tiptoes away with the cookies Kn*ckers made::
Zeke! ZEEEEEEEEKE!
Wait. I should add that Coldsweat is about 17 feet tall, handsome, smart, and funny. And about 10 years too young for me.
Welcome to the board, sweetie!
I don’t know what that means, but: Cool! Zeke is my dog’s name!
Anyway, as to the OP, my (12-years-younger) brother is also a Doper, but rather than give him a welcome thread I just let him make his own way (you should have seen how I taught him to swim). He’s ronincyberpunk.
Anyhoo, welcome to the SDMB, Coldsweat.
Well-chosen name. Mere mortals, faced with the personalities here, often break out in a … Coldsweat, welcome.
hiya
Bienvenue to your new addiction Coldsweat
:Tiptoes toward the cookies Kn*ckers made!:
:Puts out a plate of brownies made from the same recipe which won a prize at a science fiction convention – not bad for stuff made from a mix!:
Welcome to the boards, Coldsweat! I swear the place isn’t really that intimidating! By the way, just how old are you? Ginger’s comments piqued my interest. You don’t have to answer.
Have fun!
CJ
As someone who has corrupted friends, my own sister, her daughter, and my daughter by introducing them to the SDMB, let me just say…
Venoma, you’ll probably get a couple years purgatory, if you’re lucky.
Welcome, Coldsweat. Don’t put your feet on the furniture, please, we still got a couple payments on the coffee table.
ups the baked-goods ante with some cinnamon-raisin coffee cake, fresh out of the oven
As far as I know, nobody from my real life is on here. Maybe I’ll have to start inviting folks…
Welcome to our collection of weirdos. 
Double Take
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Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth
Zeke! ZEEEEEEEEKE!
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Ginger! GIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGERR(OfTheNotSoNorth)!!!
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Originally posted by CJHoworth
:Tiptoes toward the cookies Kn*ckers made!:
:Puts out a plate of brownies made from the same recipe
which won a prize at a science fiction convention -- not bad for
stuff made from a mix!:
Welcome to the boards, Coldsweat! I swear the place isn't
really that intimidating! By the way, just how old are you?
Ginger's comments piqued my interest. You don't have to
answer.
Have fun!
CJ
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CJ: 23
Looks between the Cookies, brownies and coffee cake Why not? Grabs one with each arm
Tks for the welcome guys and gals, I’m sure we’ll be seeing each other in posts in the future. One more thing:
Venoma:* I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.*
Dude, we all know where she lives. With my husband’s cats. Please, for the love of God, learn how to code. I know where you live, and I’m just mean enough to toss you into the bay at high tide.
hides under the hamster wheel
I AM AN INNOCENT GODDARN YOU.
Ginger: you have no idea how funny it is that you tell him to learn to code. Really
Coldsweat: she speaks of the
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function. And I bet she’d do it. While you’re there, can you grab a lobster or two