Dopers, what's your stool type on the Bristol Scale?

Were you at the AAFP convention in San Antonio-specifically at the lecture on Chronic Idiopathic Constipation?

If you’re talking to me - no, I’m just a regular retired guy. Hey! - “regular” - I made a pun!

I heard it was hard to get a seat - not because it popular, but because there weren’t enough stools.

Missed the lecture and the whole conference, read the article in the AFP journal.

Can’t I choose several options? Also, sometimes I may have several of the types combined at the same time, for example mushy suspended in watery, or snake, then mush. Or a shape with the characteristics of another, like cracked-surface soft-snake, not sausage.

:confused:

Please don’t tell me what all of that means. I have enough worries in my life already.

By the way, today I had type 7 combined with type 5, ending with a type 3ish thing.

I got there a bit late, went to the bathroom first, but still got a seat. It was a noon lecture-they served lunch. Sandwiches, not sausages.