People invariably assume that I’m female. So I guess it’s a lucky thing that I am.
I was female in a thread not long ago. I forget which thread and who thought that. It was a very confusing day for me ya know.
I am a small piece of plastic, found in a gumball machine.
Besides, ninjas have no gender.
I don’t think anyone’s ever mistaken me for my opposite gender – not on here, at least. 
And certainly never in person.
That must have beenthe reason.
And yes, I’m a girl.
You forgot me! 
See now you made me feel bad. Okay, how’s this?
Really Not All That Bright is a DUDE!
I used to think you were a guy too, but your picture convinced me otherwise. 
Yeah… a dude who thought I was a hott chick.
Well, I guess I should post to this thread and let people try to guess my gender as well.
Only two that i have said something about in a post and looked stupid they were EddyTeddyFreddy in the “Happy Haiku Game” or the “Predict the next poster” thread and Sanguine Spider in “Make the previous poster a superhero” thread.
Sorry guys (or more to the point ladies)
Look, man, it ain’t my fault you aren’t. This is the 21st century and there are many and varied ways you could have been a hot chick. Booty shorts, for one… I love those things/
Are you kinda like a heffalump?
I’m gonna say you’re a fella.
Oh, and thank you nocturnal_
I always assume that I’m talking to an attractive woman. At least until I find out different, unless it’s otherwise apparent. I got busted for this awhile back when I said something about Pantellerite being female. <smack>
Hey, that’s okay, if I’m wrong then no harm done.
Guess I still got them old dog instincts.
Who me? Sitting in my boxers, scratching my beard, smoking a stogie and sippin tequila. What’dya think?
and Hell no, I’m not your grandma either.