Dope's Law

There is a correlation
between the propensity for funny hats
and the intensity of dogma
within any given organization

The funnier the hat, the more intense the dogma

Originals (at least as far as you know) only

Sorry, have to bump this to the top.

The lamer the post,
the more desperate the poster.

I think you are on to something there, Pooch. I mean, have you seen those moderator hats?

I always imagine David B.'s moderator hat as being one of those green Alpine hats with a long feather that Swiss yoddlers wear.