Double Entendre

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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One local establishment specializes in lingerie, battery powered “toys”, fruit flavored oils, etc. The store is situated such that the front door is about 15 feet from a six lane highway forcing all patrons to park behind the building.

Now here’s the fun part. As best as I can mimic the sign:

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| Condomology |
| Parking in the rear |
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Anyone got an equally amusing shop in their neighborhood?

2

There was a sign like that outside the “Atlantic Social Club” in my town.

(And, no, I didn’t ever patronize that particular. . . establishment.):smiley:

3

Buffalo, NY. The Amigone Funeral Home. 'Nuff said.

4

Somewhere in the metroplex is a sign for Dunne Wright remodeling. groan

And down the street from my apartment is “Condoms to Go”. Like someone asked in the paper, “there’s an alternative to “to go”?”

5

In Des Moines, Iowa:

The Flatt Tire Center
“It’s the name, not the product.”