An idea for a book just hit me. In the tradition of The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, it’s The Man Who Traded His Child Bride for a Golf Trolley.
The marriage is over after two years.
Imagine my astonishment.
Tooms!
Apparently Couples Therapy did not stick.
I’ll bet Kylie Jenner’s phone has been ringing…
Sensors read a cultural divide, Captain.
Nice picture. It looks like Mr. Hutchison has found a nice inflatable doll to ease the pain of separation. I would have got a more realistic looking one if I were him though.
(P.S. meow.)
I am kinda surprised - he looks to be in terrible shape for someone around my age; why not hang in there until he croaks? At least do a “dime and ditch.”
Gosh, I really thought those two crazy kids were gonna go the distance.
If they can’t make it, is there any hope for us mere mortals?
There was an interview with Gillian Anderson in a recent EW and she did not have nice things to say about Tooms. She knows the episode is good, but it was filmed on her birthday and he told her “Your present is I’m going to have sex with you. Happy birthday!”
Eww.
I’m shocked - SHOCKED! - that a relationship built on such strong foundations couldn’t last.
She was over the hill, so he had to dump her.
He might pull a Kieth Richards. 
Does she perchance have a younger sister?