Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old "country singer"

She seems absolutely plastered. If I weren’t convinced it’s a publicity stunt before, that video would confirm it: there is no way in hell any adult man can find that type of behavior remotely sexy or attractive. And he flat out says his offers and interest in him have exploded.

And that poor dog- she’s slinging it around like a prop in the interview.

she seems like she is on drugs in this video. rehab, divorce within 5 years imo

Anna Nicole Smith used to do the same thing.

“The duo is shopping a reality show,”

Yup. That’s it.

She doesn’t look like a 16-year-old tarted up to look 26. She looks like a 26-year-old tarted up (poorly) to look 16.

[Gomer Pyle]Surprise surprise surprise![/Gomer Pyle]

and/or

[MC Hammer]Whoop, there it is![/MC Hammer]

will no one think about the pink dog? what will happen to the pink dog?

poor pink dog.

I’ve figured out what I find so off-putting about her - her voice, laughter, and some of her mannerisms remind me of “Pat” from SNL.

Hutchison is actually a pretty good actor. In interviews, he has poise and elocution-- which just makes her look and sound that much worse in comparison.

I couldn’t find that picture ABC used of Courtney’s father walking her down the aisle, but if you’ve seen the video: doesn’t he look just ecstatic?

What happens on the green mile,stays on the green mile.

You know, you can be in a marriage that lasts a long time and still have a shitty life. Just because your marriage ended up lasting doesn’t mean you didn’t miss a lot.

It’s like she’s auditioning for porn all the time. When she’s walking, when she’s sitting, when she’s talking, when she’s listening. It’s bizarre.

She’s 16 trying to act much older than she is, she seems to be under the impression sexuality is what mature women have that a teenager lacks.

And she’s right, but the execution is what’s messed up, like an 8 year old putting on mommy’s makeup.

That, and her entire concept of how older women behave comes from movies and TV.

I can’t believe he’s marrying her!! I mean, she’s so annoying…how can he tolerate it? Maybe it’s the fact that her boobs are “rill”.

I want to slap her.

Interesting turn of phrase.

Of course her hair is fake. I love how she says, “You can pull it, go ahead.” Honey, the color is from a bottle. You aren’t even trying to hide your roots.

OMG. She married Tooms. :eek:

Whenever I hear that line I’m reminded of Marianne Faithful in 1979 when she released her famous “Broken English” album. It seemed like she had been around FOREVER and that was before I became aware just how hard she had gone into the smack scene. And then I found out she was only 32 at the time.

Getting back to the OP. You know what I like about this young lady? She’s got spunk, loads of self confidence. I, for one, wish her happiness in her life choices.

As for the guy? Hmmmm… he seems like a decent enough sort of bloke. Would I do it? Hmmm… at my local supermarket where I’m a regular, there are some young ladies who are always very happy to crack a laugh with me and engage me in conversation, and I’m 49… a very young at heart and fit 49… but I’m 49 regardless and I personally always take pains to absolutely conduct myself as a total gentleman. But I can’t lie, it is flattering.

Gee, maybe I posted too soon in my post above. Her actions from the 4:30 mark are unusual, I’ll grant you that. Certainly not those of what you’d expect from a 16 year old.

Personally, she looked like she might have been on medication or high on something.