Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old "country singer"

It looks like she can’t close her lips together very easily, and that’s the main cause of it. If she’s plastic surgery clean, then they’re considering injections of collagen to not count as surgery.

(Personally, I think she looks like a transvestite-man with whatever all work she’s had done and the overdone makeup. She looks like a normal, real girl in the older photos.)

She made Anderson Cooper’s Ridiculist.

God, that’s…kinda horrific. More and more I’m feeling really sorry for this kid. She’s obviously nothing but a commodity to everyone around her.

I always figured her breasts had to be natural because who would get implants for a 16 or 17 year kid, but if that’s the was she was vamping around at 12 or 13 I’m beginning to think her parents might actually have been nuts enough to have gotten them for her at 15 or 16.

[seinfeld]
I’m not sure and correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see… a nipple
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Seeing her make those faces a lot of this weird scenario makes sense now. It’s not creepy older boyfriend who’s manipulating her, it’s her, she’s out of her ****ing mind.

While I can’t know for sure, I would bet about a year’s salary that those breasts are not natural. So, let’s review. She got married at 16, to a 51 year old. Pictures make it abundantly clear that she possessed the breasts before then. So, she got them at 16, or, more probably, 15. I can authoritatively state that she could not have signed a surgical consent for herself at that age, unless she was emancipated, which, there’s no mention that she was. Therefore, yes, her parents, at the very least, consented to the surgery. And, almost certainly paid for it.

I really can’t be the only person who watched the Cooper segment and immediately thought: “Anderson Cooper and CNN are doing extended celebrity tabloid segments nowadays?! Did they get bought out by TMZ or something?”

…okay, maybe this isn’t news to all of you. But Cooper sure looked like a clown. As for the actual topic of the thread… I dunno, they’re barely even celebrities. I doubt that it’s that rare to have these ridiculous age differences, much as it is creepy.

Sure looks like a nipple to me. :smiley:

Agree

I can almost see her making a study assignment of female faces in porn to copy it, because that is how a woman can look alluring, right? It is so innocent and so misguided, and so… like a fourteen year old.

I saw this thread was bumped, and I thought it was for the divorce announcement.

:smiley:

I knew a girl a few years back who got implants as a high school graduation present from her mom.

Her mom was seriously messed up, living vicariously through her daughter, pushing her into beauty pageants and cheerleading, etc. The daughter, frankly, was pretty messed up, too, but maybe that was a function of the messed-up mom.

Sometime I think that any parents who engage their children in beauty pagents should be dealt with by Child Protection Services.

Same. And I have to admit, I feel a little disappointed.

I thought so too, but hopeless romantic that I am* I was a little disappointed thinking they were getting divorced already. There’s a tiny part of me that kinda hopes the freakshow trainwreck ends up proving everybody wrong and stays married for a long time.

Yeah, not likely.

*And by Am, I mean Am Not.

That’s what… her fourth time? Anderson’s never gayer than when discussing her for some reason.

How long before Doug starts becoming silent and blinking out “H-E-L-P M-E…” as he realizes that whatever is inside of that teenaged body is not human.

I’ll give you that. He goes from “serious news guy” to deighted and swishy when he’s got her in his cross hairs.

Is that a nipple, or the shadow of a nipple?