You goat-felching sumonabatch! You fargin bastige! How dare you steal my name! I will crush you between the great purple muscles of my douglips, leaving nothing, nothing but a smoking husk of a doug for me to wash down the garbage disposal. You will pay for your impudence.
You hear me? You are history, pal! I will destroy you for stealing my screen name!
Damn it! Anyone who steals douglips name should be banned from this MB for life. For stupidity.
Of all the high-class people you could steal a name from, how dim can you be to steal THIS name? 
That’s right! You my mofo, slythe.
I am not Stevicus!
And you’re drawing attention to that fact?
I’d be grateful, were I you.
I’m Spartacus!
haha. haha.
on one of the computers at work, there is a folder called douglips.
it contains lipsync files for an animated character that was made. the lipsync was of course done by a fellow named doug.
ha.
douglips.