down n dirty oral sex ranting

So, where did the Kama Sutra come from, then? Hey, I’ve been to Khajurao and seenthe temple wall bas reliefs there.
Not to mention with a billion people in India, somebody has been doing some heavy-duty aardvarkin’!

Jarbaby, I totally agree with the three points that you made in your post:
a) Not all women dislike giving blowjobs
b) They were selfish people
and c) Marriage really shouldn’t change your sexual relations.

I was more commenting on the later posts… The impression put across was that girlfriends who don’t give head are bad girlfriends.

I have, and I do sometimes… I just always have to supress vomiting.

Oh great! while I’m typing my stupendous joke, everybody and their brother is posting things like, “It’s only in jokes, etc.” Now I feel like such the boob. Oh well, as you were.

Yeah, but remember…the Kama Sutra was put together before the Brits got their hands on India.

Dang Brits.

<Norm MacDonald>
Note to self… Be sure to include oral sex clause in the pre-nup.
</Norm MacDonald>

Not only are there apsaras and gopis cavorting on the walls of the Khajuraho temple complex, there’s even a guy getting it on with a horse! I’ve got a photo of it in my India album.

The Kama Sutra was written a long, long, long time ago, before the current prudishness that pervades Indian society came about. Even today, the simple act of kissing is frowned upon in mainstream Indian cinema. Really.

And that aardvarkin’ is based upon the whole patrilineal system of inheritance. Not to mention sex ed and contraceptives are verboten, and not just in the little villages.

I dunno. All that chasing each other around apple trees
while singing with a back up chorus must lead to some serious off-screen makin’ out. :slight_smile:

Yeah. OFF-screen. I remember last year when one of my (American) friends (who was taking a Hindi course) was watching a movie when I wandered in.

Her: Awwwwwwwwww…

Anjali (me) and Sameer (another kid in the dorm): THEY SHOWED THEM KISSING?!!?!

So, yeah. Indian censors are kinda weird.

This coming from the one who is always licking everyone in chat? :smiley:

Well, I’m not at home now, am I? :smiley:

I can’t see a reason anyone would ever complain about giving oral sex. I don’t do it hoping for something in return. I do it for the selfish reason that there is nothing I love more than having my mouth between a girl’s legs for at least an hour before moving on to the main event.
I do know plenty of guys who find it a turn off, as well as many girls whose SO’s many times flat out refuse to. I can’t comprehend what is wrong with them.

MMM MMM Good…

Thoughts on oral sex…I have no problem sucking on dick - it’s just that I’m afraid I don’t know how to give great blow jobs.
I think my mouth is too small and I’m always worried about scaping him with my teeth even if I cover them with my lips. And I can’t have his dick too far in or nature takes over & I start to gag.
Any suggestions on how to improve my performance would be greatly appreciated.

I love to give head. It’s fun, it tastes good (am I the only person who enjoy swallowing?) and you always get it after you give it. Excuse me, I have to go find Brian now… :smiley:
~Kittie

You and me both. How incredibly sad. How dishonest, how fucked up. How glad am I that I am not the people in these relationships?

GKW: Imagine the dick is yours. Treat it accordingly.

stoid

Practice, practice, practice!

BTW, are you in the South Florida area…? Heh heh heh.

IANAL, (and does anyone else besides me ever subconciously parse that as “I anal”?), but I’m pretty certain that the husband-to-be referenced in the OP can sue those women for huge amounts of punitive damage.

Seriously though, the enjoyment that one gets out of sex is limited if part of the turn-on isn’t your partner’s being turned on. At least in my experience.

I hope your friends didn’t really think they were speaking for all women, jarbaby.

Oral sex is great. I can’t imagine not doing it. Giving head during sex is as natural to me as breathing. Almost “routine,” you could say, but not because it’s expected–I just like to do it.

And kittie?

Nope. Sure not. :smiley:

I really like it too.

Giving blowjobs, that is. I don’t swallow - indeed, I don’t let people cum in my mouth; it reduces the risk, and I object to the texture, if not the taste.