Now, now, there’s no need to go grenade-fishing for volunteers…
P.S. It’s just plain old missionary position, except you’re a little closer to the headboard. If you can comfortably kiss her on the lips while having sex, just scoot up a little to kiss her forehead.
P.P.S. It takes a considerable amount of lubrication, and if she’s shaved it’s really amazing.
P.P.P.S. By “average length penis” she means 8 1/2 inches, uncut.
damn that makes me exactly 1/2 inch too big 
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Now hunny, don’t go making all the boys feel inadequate. 
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Now hunny, don’t go making all the boys feel inadequate.
Alright, looks I got me a yearbook quote!
Eh, I really really dislike it when fiancee wakes me up at night for friskiness. Most of the time. Sex is subject to my whims, dammit!
But to answer your question, heck no. You’re tired. If you hadn’t already gone to bed, then maybe I could understand his point of view. But he woke you up from a nice bit of sleepy. Of course you’re still going to be half asleep. Plus (at least for me) orgasms make me even sleepier! There’s no way I’d be awake to reciprocate!
It’s been another day now, so the problem may have been somewhat resolved.
And you’re right – men are moody. But we’re predictable. When we get pissy we normally have no difficulty in expressing our foul mood and its exact cause. On the other hand, women are also moody. And, speaking for the men in the audience, we often times get no clue as to why you’ve decided that napalm will do just fine for lighting the candles on the birthday cake. Sure, we know that you’re upset. But we often times can’t tie your mood to a specific event so we don’t know what’s wrong or how to address it. We’d like to address it. Hell, we’d like to fix it. After all, we are men and it’s our nature to try to fix things.
The solution, obviously, is good communication. It sounds like you and your SO are running pretty low on this commodity. Your comment that giving him a blow job and fucking him will “make him happy again” suggests that you’re just placating him. It sounds like deeper issues to me.
Good Luck Rachelle,
SS
why do i do this to myself? after a month of shared dorm rooms in youth hostels all over europe (major frustration), and with another 2 WEEKS before i see irishfella, i have to go and read a thread on oral sex.
so my take on blowjobs is
I LOVE IT.
smell, taste, everything.
i like guys to come in my mouth and i always swallow. which i tell them before i start.
there is nothing worse than a guy holding back or withdrawing because he thinks you don’t want hime to cum in your mouth.
and i’m not that bad at it.
irishfella woke my friend up, she was sleeping next door, by shouting
“Oh fucking christ, oh fucking hell, you’re so good”
as he came.
as to cunnilingus.
irishfella is a god.
don’t know what he does, or how he does it, but i come like a train. repeatedly.
i think he uses his fingers beside his tongue though (not just inside me)and so it’s like 3 little tongues at once.
pretty amazing anyway.
and i’m even louder than him!
Yesterday we talked about what happened and once he understood where I was coming from he realized how he’d overreacted. I don’t think communication is our problem. I think sexual frustration is the problem. We were so busy moving last weekend and were both so exausted that we kind of put our sex life on hold for a few days. He was horny and wanted to have sex and I was just too tired to get into it. I think if I’d gone ahead and given him a blow job even though I was too tired and really didn’t want to at the time… that would be placating him.
Glad that things worked out, Rachelle.
Here’s a question for the female members of the board. Actually, it’s a comment and a question.
With regards to blow jobs, I had always assumed that there were two kinds of givers – those that swallowed, and those that didn’t (BJs were foreplay). My last girlfriend (the 4 1/2 hour marathon previously mentioned) made me realized that the non-swallowing group had to be broken into two more groups – those that viewed giving head as foreplay, and spitters.
Which I found completely baffling. I don’t really care – after all, if a woman’s capable of turning my testacles into hollow prunes with her lips and tongue I’m really in no position to dictate what she does with her “reward”. But it certainly seems like quite a contradiction to calmly endure a mouthful until a graceful exit to the bathroom can be arranged.
Can anyone in the “spitter” category explain it?
Well, I can’t…if it gets in my mouth, I want it out, and swallowing is the fastest way to do that. (The most completely revolting thing to me in porn are the women who play with it, letting it lie in their mouths, chicks kissing it back and forth into each others mouths, etc. BARF BARF BARF.)
But there is another category still, and I fall into it. (I swallow occasionally when I’m in the mood, most of the time it is completely gag-inducing) I’m the pull-back-keep-stroking-and-let-him-spew-all-over-himself category. The Gerbil has no problem with this, since he’s just about done with the sensations of his orgasm by the time the actual jiz shows up anyway.
I do that. There have been a few occasions on which I’ve swallowed, but there was one ex whose jizz didn’t taste good at all–I suppose it’s because he was a smoker who drank a lot of coffee, but that doesn’t really matter. Most of the time, head is foreplay to me, since I’d much rather fuck anyway, but on those times when I did want to just get him off, I’d get him most of the way there orally and finish off with my hand. He didn’t seem to mind at all.
I have swallowed once. From my experience: It tasted kinda weird at first, fine. Then I swallowed and came thisclose to actually vomiting. I don’t know if it’s just me who has a sensitive gag reflex, but…
I can’t speak for the gerbil, but I can tell you that in my case this is most certainly not true. While short in nature, the male orgasm is not instantaneous, and is not completed prior to the fireworks. The instances I have seen this technique first hand are ever so more forgettable than those encounters when my partner allowed me to reside until the spasms were over. I suppose there is also a psychological component that is lessened as well if the act is ended abruptly right at the critical moment. It’s less intimate, IHO.
Perhaps I should simply be happy to be a recipient, and shelve any criticism, but I’ve always been a perfectionist.
What a strange phenomenon.
What a strange phenomenon.
Everyone’s wired differently. If I’ve been aroused for a while, i.e. torrid foreplay, witholding orgasm, keep foreplay going- then when I do finally orgasm, I find that the exact OPPOSITE of what is described above happens.
I beging ejaculating before I feel the orgasm.
[liar]But then, after the first 11 or 12 spurts, it really kicks in. [/liar] 
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