Even the ugly men? Sign me up, then. I wanna look hot. But cool, too. Can I look hot and cool? Is it cool to look hot? I’m failing both, presently.
And re briefs v. boxers - I need no support! My boys can stand on their own!
[Hi Laura!]
I’d also like to point out that I’d pay to see FairyChatMom in sandals but no pants. Yowza!
Look, I was right with you until I started to unbuckle my belt.
See, I like belts. Without pants, where whould I put my belt? I got lotsa belts. Dad use to give me a belt every day…
And not to be a wet blanket, but I’m detecting all manner of logistical problems which need addressing before the Mandate for a Total Lack of Pants can be implemented.
First and formosa – without pants, where will pockets (and all the necessary & important acoutrements carried therein) be located?
Possible solution: a fabric pouch containing numerous pockets, suitable for said acoutrements to become hopelessly lost in. Pouch could be sort of in the shape of a book.
Yes! There you go! A book of pockets! Call it a pocketboo-…
Wait…
No. no. Scratch all that. We try to implement THAT particular change and we’ll have a whole 'nother revolution on our hands…
[sub]note to Mr. Y. A. Duck: In a recent sampling of, um, one person, 100% of those polled preferred the look of boxer briefs among people in a clothed but still pantsless state.[/sub]
What does Dave have to do with this?
I think that Florida mosquitoes are gonna love this no pants thing.
The only real reason to have pants is so you can have pockets.
I love pockets.
Does anyone make a hat with pockets?
'course that would make it harder to jingle your change.
Umm… what was the question again? Oh yeah, pants.
I’ll give 'em up if I get to wear my toolbelt everywhere instead.
Gotta have me some pockets.
wanders off, bemused by a visual of a pantless FairyChatMom in Birkies.
I look damn fine in a kilt, unfortunately I have been discriminated against at the workplace because of my kilt wearing. But I agree with the OP, pants can suck it. Balls out for life!
Tilley hats have pockets. checks Nope. I’m not wearing pants. Are really short skirts allowed?
dantheman, you’re very sweet. Disturbed and in need of help, but sweet all the same! 
Bumb, not birkies - try cheap flipflops from Wal Mart. But they’re cute!
And as for pockets, didn’t your moms tell you it was impolite to walk around with your hands in your pockets?? tsk tsk tsk
I recall Dilbert perfecting a pocket that could be velcroed to a chest (the better to put pens in it while taking a shower, of course)…
So maybe we could use that technology and velcro pockets to our hips. That would ROCK!
Alternatively, you could put yer crap in shirt pockets. Hey, this just might mean the we dorks, nerds, and dweebs will become fashionable! All will gravel at our feet! We’ll begin trends! We’ll kick off fads! Fashion designers will come to us for ideas! And we’ll scoff! We’ll laugh! We’ll rule the world!
Listen up.
If there were no plants, then we wouldn’t have enough oxygen to breathe. The air would be contaminated with carbon dioxide. (I think.)
Let’s not be mean to our plants, now!
SexyWriter, that OP is a classic. Can I quote it? Please? Pretty please?
(though who knows if I would quote it… interesting thing to have in one’s profile…)
Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth.
Do they wear pants? No! But they wish they did.
That’s how smart they are!
We really ought to have a pantless-dopefest.
Well, as long as it’s in summer…
Just got back from a wonderful time on a beach on Superior. Pantless, of course. Figured it was my patriotic duty, being Canada Day and all.
Who wears short shorts?
How about this ?
Hey, I have a kilt… its too close to pants… Fuck 'em… Of with your pants everyone!!! Its about damn time for a pantsless revolution!!!
Pants! Bah! Give them them all to Brainiac. Solomon Grundy wants pants too!
Pockets? We don’t need no steenking pockets! Ever heard of a grouch bag? It’s a pouch that hangs around your neck where you keep all your valuables. It about time this neglected item of fashion made a comeback. Pocket problem solved.
After seeing some of photos over at the Unofficial Dopers Photo Page, I’m all for this pantsless revolution!
Abajo pantalones!