Pants suck! I want to institute a national law against them. They hide weapons! They hide other good stuff! No more pants should be allowed.
True dat. Let’s start a colony of no pants people. We can be the hailed overlords and demand that no one wear any clothes at all.
Hell, why even wear underwear? those such just as much.
[Homer]
Don’t you hate pants?!
[/Homer]
Hey, I’d wear my kilt all day if I could.
I have to agree. You first, SexyWriter. I’ll keep a lookout.
[sub]Hey, someone had to be the first! I’m only too happy to take one for the team.[/sub]
But…but…my bum would get cold!
Screw the pants!
I say lets go to the stores and steal all of the pants.
Don’t you have someone to help take care of that problem? 
But I just bought new PJ pants and they are really cute (hot pink with lime green trim) 
Cos they are see through can I keep them. Please.
And wot about ThatGuyWithPants, how would this no pants rule affect him? I would have to enrol in the opposing army (People for Pants aka PfP) if this was going to become an issue, just to protect him from youse lot.
You just reminded me to do my laundry for tomorrow…
Down with pants!
Up with skirts!
OK, mine are down. Now what?
[whine]But, if I didn’t have pants, I’d have to shave my legs!!![/whine]
Leg shaving is not mandatory. Neither is dieting. I say fat asses should have no pants just like everyone else. We should all drop our drawers and be proud of our hairy, chubby selves.
And you can keep any see through pants. Those don’t really count. Since they’re cute and all.
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Heh. We already have that rule in GI/GU X-ray.
I think all men should have to wear kilts. Men look hot in kilts.
StG
Am I allowed to paint my lower body in all manner of odd colors? I think my legs would look rather dashing in a nice black-orange camo pattern. What about shoes?
Well, we clearly need shoes, don’t you think? I personally prefer red shoes. Though, I also have a lot of black shoes. Shoes are much more fun than pants, so I say they’re optional based on the naked person’s preference. How’s that?
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How about Tubadiva switches his name to Thatguywithnopants?
Voila!
Problem solved.
I hafta have shoes - or sandals - something to protect my delicate tootsies. But if I don’t hafta shave, I’ll drop the pants. I’ll need my sunglasses, too - squinting is sooooo unattractive.
So, shoes and sunglasses. And a watch - don’t wanna be late for anything.
If we’re gonna go pantsless, then I’m going to have to switch to briefs. A guy needs some support after all.