Stay away from the pleated variety!!! :eek:
These are right out.
In all seriousness, a friend of mine broke up with a guy because his organ was too BIG. There were other incompatabilities, but she would have been willing to work them out if not for the painful copulation.
Also in all seriousness, there are other activities that a huge organ impedes. Specifically, larger organs are much less pleasant to have inside one’s mouth.
Keep that in mind.
I think it’s more commonly called the “underside.”
I know a very attractive woman who is not only highly sexed but has gone through several (four to be exact) husbands. In regard to her third husband, she once said to me: “Larry has an 11” penis, but I divorced him anyway!" 
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o’er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Instead of pleated pants, you could always go for some Cleaver Pants.
Was there a female version called “Beaver Cleaver Pants”?
Gotta say, in all honesty, that a huge dick can make for some painful intercourse…my last b/f (sigh) was pretty damn huge, and there were certain positions/times when I could barely handle it… :eek:
Oh, I’ve just found that to be a handy way of carting around one’s enormous genitalia.
I have a guy friend who has a large organ. It’s porn sized. He has had severe problems getting laid because it’s so big. Even worse is that it took him longer to find anyone who was willing to take that on that he was attracted to, and the regular sized condoms just weren’t going to fit without a lot of pain and possibly breakage.
Being average sized is a blessing for a lot of men. They don’t have to worry about a girl rejecting them because their penis is too big.
Hmmm…that’s interesting. Not ever in my life having been a fashion queen, I’ve never heard of them being discounted outright. I’ve heard that they’re not recommended for certain body types, but not recommended, period? Nope.
At any rate, I’m grateful that I tend to have enough confidence to wear whatever the hell I like. Within reason, of course; I don’t want to look like a total shlub.
Oh, and keep this in mind about penis size: Some men are growers, but not necessarily show-ers (from the humble acorn sprang a mighty oak, and all that–though I myself am some of the latter, but, from what I’ve been told, a lot of the former) 
, while some of the show-ers are most definitely not very good growers.
Yes, I’ve done my share of whoring around. Why ever do you ask?
Is that how you came up with your user name?
My boyfriend doesn’t have a pornstar-sized member or anything, but he is larger than average – enough that regular condoms are uncomfortable and break frequently. We use Trojan Magnums (though not the XLs, thank goodness :eek: ), and I’m always kinda proud to have them in my shopping cart at the grocery store. I like to imagine other folks noticing them and thinking “Lucky!!”
Which I am.
One advantage of being normal sized is that there are only a few very shallow women that will turn you down for not being large (Size Queens), where being really big would mean you probably get turned down by a larger percentage of women.
There is probably a happy medium there somewhere, where almost all girls love the size, and only a very small percentage would turn it down for being too big. Of course you would probably also be turned down by a small percentage of women in the size queen camp that thinks you aren’t big enough.
There was a list of the ‘downsides to having a massive cock’ in FHM or one of the other lads mags a couple of years ago. The one that I loved was…
“If you’re standing in the showers at the gym with your massive meat swinging to and fro, at first other guys will be jealous. Then they’ll just justify it to themselves by thinking that you must have a semi. A semi because you fancy THEM.”
I have a confession to make. When my fiance and I started dating, I soon started taking birth control so that we wouldn’t have to go through the ordeal of having to find condoms that fit and didn’t hurt him. The, erm, Magnum XLs were sometimes a bit uncomfortably snug for him. :eek: <— After dating mainly regular sized guys, this was my face upon first seeing him nekkid. Uhm, yeah, it can be good, but it’s definitely really different and occasionally painful when the cervix is not having a happy day. We’ve more or less found a happy medium, and I’ve never been more compatible with anyone else.
As for pleated pants, would you rather see cock shadow or not have to be subjected to someone’s crotch outline when you didn’t ask for it? It’s not a matter of fashionable dress, it’s a matter of utility.
Well, I think the worst part is passing out from shortage of blood during arousal…
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FML
Hmmmm. . . I think I just might stick with what I have!
The downside is when ladies hear of my 4’ principal, and 3 manuals. 