What’s interesting is that the picture above, with the raggedy jeans and sloppy slept in, half untucked shirt had a caption saying that that was GOOD!
I don’t get kids these days. The “good” picture looked like the “dud” from Dreamdate (or whatever that game was called), and the supposedly “bad” fashion guy looked like the dreamboat.
If it’s not bigger than a baby’s head, it’s not too big.
I’d offer more from my own experience, but, speak softly and all that…
YES, I KNOW! It’s like, really, WTF?!
And did you notice in the top picture the bottom of the guy’s pants? The **frayed ** bottoms? What the holy hell, man?! I see this all the time, and it boggles my 37-year-old mind! I guess I can understand not wanting to be a fashion outlier when many people dress casually these days, but to present yourself outside of your house or garden or wherever-else-you- don’t-need-to-be-dressed-neatly with your pants scraping the ground behind you, being torn to shreds? And if it’s raining/the ground is wet (on top of filthy)? Ewwwww!
Yeah, man, I second your .
You should know that not everybody does it like you do. 
In all seriousness, the girl who took my virginity–I took hers too, but only because the first guy to get there (several months before) had too big a member and she was afraid to try it. She told me the story after we had sex for the first time. The guy was a friend of mine, so when I got home I IMed him and the conversation went something like this:
Me: Hey.
Z: Hey, what’s up?
Me: Hell of a way to get rejected, dude.
Z: Yeah, who’da thunk?
Me: If it makes you feel any better, you’re not missing much. She has no sense of rhythm.
Z: I figured as much.
As I’ve mentioned in a couple of previous threads, My Guy is way beyond average in this respect. He said the main problem is how other people treat him, if they know about it (and it’s really too big to effectively hide). When he was a teenager the other kids treated him like a freak, especially since, you know, male teenagers get erections constantly, and at the most embarrassing times. The other kids teased him constantly and pulled his pants down in public. And they all started calling him “Big Dick.” These were really miserable years for him, but he survived. As an adult, his biggest problem is when he’s at home and wearing shorts or sweatpants without underwear; he has to be careful when sitting down.
Okay, that’s just funny! Mental image and all. SPROOIINNGGG!!!
Just one more.
It won’t fit in the apse.
Don’t worry about clothing; just buy EEE shoes and tuck it in, then tape to your leg at 12" intervals. A bigger problem is the fromunda cheese, which will clog your drains if not first scraped off. You could save it, I suppose. After a week, you could use it to re-grout your tile.