“Below stairs Carson reveals surprisingly intimate details of his former life, and Daisy’s clumsy attempt to get closer to Alfred may push him further away.”
Does that mean that she tries to have sex with him or tries to have sex with him??? After all, she knows that if she were to get found out and kicked out of the house, she would have the farm to fall back on.
I can’t think of anything else that would be “clumsy” and would push Alfred further away (if he regretted it and wanted to avoid her).
Bates, after hearing from Alfred how great Daisy was, will rape her, since he’s tired of Anna’s loose vagina.
Daisy and Anna will fight, since Daisy took her man, but in the midst of the fight will realize how hot it is and will have lesbian sex on the kitchen floor.
Mrs. Patmore will walk into the kitchen and get jealous that after all these years, it’s ANNA who gets to engage her girl in lesbian sex on the kitchen floor. She’ll stab Anna with a butchering knife and will take her turn with Daisy.
Ethel, the horny beast, now living happily as the maid in her son’s grandparents’ house, will have been using her telepathy skills to sense that there was hot lesbian action going on. She’ll bust down the door to the Downton Abbey kitchen and, seeing Mrs. Patmore having her way with Daisy, will get extremely turned on by the sight of the cook’s doughy backside, and will do her. After all, there’s always been sexual tension between the two of them since the crepes Suzette incident.
Daisy, depressed that her romp with Mrs. Patmore is over and still butt naked, makes her way into Mr. Carson’s office, where she performs oral sex on him.
[aside] I looked up the expression(s) before I posted and some sources make the two expressions interchangeable. I don’t think so. As a kid in the '50s, I only ever heard buck naked. Other sources suggest p.c. origins for “buck” naked, ranging from naked like a buck deer, to scantily clad like Native Americans when Europeans arrived. I’ve always thought the expression buck naked came from African-American men (referred to as “bucks” in disgusting days of yore) who were totally naked on the slave auction blocks, thus buck naked. On second thought, if that’s the case, maybe the expression should be permanently archived.[/aside]
Well she was probably aware that the correct phrase was “buck naked” but she would sometimes insert the word “butt” into things to get a rise out of my sister and me. For example, whenever she came to wake us up on school mornings she would take liberties with the song “Chin Up” from Charlotte’s Web and would sing to us “Butts up, butts up, everybody get your butts up, right cheek, left cheek, everybody’s got them too…”