Don’t read any further if you haven’t noticed - my ego couldn’t take it. strikes melodramatic pose
My apologies to those friends who I haven’t been able to ‘speak’ to recently. I’ve been offline for a variety of reasons. Between net connection problems, some personal probs with a friend who seems determined to be anything but and my decision to quit my job I’ve been a tad busy.
I hope to catch up on emails today and do some chatting.
Have I missed much on the boards?
Other than Harvey Keitel’s penis?
Nothing important.
Let’s see…you missed the thread in which you’re supposed to worship and praise me (Hence my new sig)…you missed two more incarnations of concrete (One is “Too Stupid For Words” and the other got banned)…
All in all, the normal stuff.
Missed ya mate, hope everything starts to settle down for you.
I missed you, honey.
Hope you didn’t lose my last email in your connection problems.
Scotti
Sorry to hear about your emasculation Monster104. Maybe if we got some SuperGlue (US translation: Krazyglue)…
Hey Scotti. hugs When did you last send an email. The one I have is dated almost three weeks ago from memory. Sorry I’ve been so slack. I’ll reply later this afternoon.
And it took me awhile to get the courage up to go into the Keitel penis thread… shakes his head
I told andygirl to use some superglue to fix it.
Anyways, I missed ya. You missed out on my ego stroking thread going down in flames after it got taken over by too much sexual innuendo and jessica [hypergirl] trying to watch with a bowl of popcorn.
G’day Shadow! hugs
Too much sexual innuendo? I didn’t think Jessica and you could have too much… 
I’ll have to dig that up later for a read methinks.
strokes shadow’s ego to make up for her thread
makes mental note that Jessica is a voyuer
Yes, Tasha [that’s me!] got a few interesting replies in that thread. The mouthwash one was better though.
Just wanted to drop by and say hello, dpr! I was wondering where you’d disappeared to. Take care of yourself, dear… hope life gets back to normal for you soon. 
Audrey! How dare you wish such a thing on a person!
Hi dpr, don’t worry, I’ll make sure she never says such a thing again. [mutters] Normal, indeed. [/mutters]
Oh, hi, you probably missed pretty much every post I ever made. Don’t worry, there’ll be more…
Oh jeez! He knows what I mean! Okay… fine… I hope life gets back to good for you, dpr!
::sticks her tongue out at KKBattousai::
Sorry for that burst of immaturity there, dpr…
Hmmmm… nice tongue… What’s that? Oh yeah… immaturity… um… no probs at all… really.
Hey Audrey, thanks for noticing. Warm, fuzzies… I know things will improve around here. Taking steps to improve it. Have missed you all though, especially my good SDMB friends such as yourself, Scotti, tash and a few others. hugs
How’s enilorac btw? Haven’t seen her in ages. Hope she’s still got that supergirl outfit.
And I have noticed you KKB. You’re hardly invisible around here.
Warm fuzzies back atcha. hugs
enilorac’s been concentrating on her thesis. She’s planning on graduating in the spring, so it’s time to get a-crackin’.
She said to tell you that she’s still got her supergirl outfit, and she has a spare that you’re welcome to come on over to try on and model for us. 
I’m supposed to have a great bum and legs but would you two really want me in a supergirl outfit?
Let me answer on AudreyK and Enilorac’s behalf:
“Yes, but we’d want you out of it as soon as possible.”
Aren’t they such pervs? 
::hides::
dpr: No female Doper in her right mind would turn down an opportunity to see your great bum and legs.
KKBattousai: Look who’s talking!
Well I don’t know if I agree Audrey. A few days I post a thread announcing a possible US/Canada visit ( here) and no-one gets excited or wants to meet me. sniff
Lucky I’m secure enough not to take it to heart.
Much.
::hugs dpr::
Aww, c’mon… don’t you know that there are a lot of Dopers who’d love to meet you and see your fine rear and legs for themselves?
I did see that thread of yours, but I didn’t post there because I didn’t think it’d be worth your while to come to Hawaii (although you probably could make a stop along the way, huh?). There’s so much more to the US than this tiny speck in the Pacific. Canada’s beautiful, too, or so I hear from my friends there.
Come to the US anyway. I’m sure that no matter what city you decide to visit, there’ll be Dopers happy to meet you.
There is a Dopefest happenin’ on November 10th here in St. Cloud, MN. And there are lots of Dopers in Minnesota. I, for one, would love to meet you. E-mail me at if this is a possibility.
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Well actually I think we have a stopover in Hawaii.
It’s okay I won’t pout. If I meet some dopers I meet some dopers. sniff
And I KNOW Canada is beautiful - that’s why I wanted to visit again.
So how are you doing anyway?