Dr. Pepper: "We don't serve your kind here."

I have to agree; the ad is sexist. I can see what they were going for, but as usual, the marketing wonks got it wrong and hit “stupid and offensive” instead of “funny and entertaining.” Of course, these are the same people who shoved the Idiot Manchild and Emasculating Bitch in our faces for the last 10 years. I know marketing is a very involved science, so it makes me wonder why they keep missing the mark like this, or if they are hitting the mark, whose mark are they hitting? It sure isn’t mine.

Off-topic - I adore Dr. Pepper - I just want a caffeine-free version.

Admit it you like dick. Its okay.

Everyone gets issued a sense of humor. See, the problem is they put the humor IN the vagina and its quite common for it to fall out early on due to swimming in a pool or horseback riding or gymnastics or what not. With men humor is a ring that is slipped over the dick. It rarely falls off for obvious reasons and the typical time frame for when it does is old age by which point you are more worried about who is on your lawn.

And when I say law, I mean law.

I don’t have any plans to try the product—used to enjoy regular Dr. Pepper a lot when I was younger, but had to give it up—but I appreciate this ad campaign’s success at raising awareness.

That is, making ME aware that several of my online peers are very, very, very uptight.

There is a caffeine free version. Both diet and non diet.

(sigh) Women.

As to the OP. I really hope you’re fucking with us.

Geez!

Not all of them, but there’s one that I’m very attached to.

I don’t. Dr. Pepper does. You should totally get upset with them and not me.

You know why Dr Pepper TEN isn’t for women?

Because it doesn’t have a period!

Is this a joke? Did you watch the ad? The guy is running through the jungle with a giant laser gun. He punches a snake and it explodes. He actually turns to the camera and goes “Catchphrase!”.

Everything about the ad is obviously, intentionally maniacally over the top.

Reminds me somewhat of the (YouTube) “Drink Schlitz or I’ll Kill You” commercials.

I have an uncanny feeling that if a woman walked into a store and tried to buy a Dr. Pepper TEN, they’d probably let her.

Probably.

On the contrary, I call that sort of action “Tuesday”.

Do you keep your socks up with thumbtacks?

Magnets. Thumbtacks can’t penetrate my steel-wool leg hair.

Well, you can call those of us who are not fond of the ads humorless, but it appears we’re not alone:

Not without a fake Man Card, they won’t. Almost got mine taken away when I got caught with my Diet Pepsi.

Almost got it taken away again just for posting that. As penance, you must now belch the alphabet.

Done and… done.

I have to be more careful. If i don’t have that card, I can’t buy tools at Home Depot without getting a guy with an orange apron’s written consent and recommendation. I hate that.

Thats fine. But humorless is just a tad different than rampantly and intentionally sexist. And I just watched it. It IS so over the top I can’t believe anybody sees it as anything else but satire. I was figuring it was some subtle thing that the more humor impaired and uptight among us might understandably misinterpret.:rolleyes: