Dr. Pepper: "We don't serve your kind here."

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Seriously… You dilute good booze with crap soda? What’s wrong with you?:rolleyes:

:smiley:

Hell no, I mix crap booze with crap soda!

I’m broken. And drunk.

Dr Pepper 10: There are two kinds of people in the world. Only one can drink this soda.

Because nothing’s more manly than eating flowers?

Now THAT would have me buying the store’s whole stock. MUCH better.

I just stopped by the coffee shop to pick up a can of DP10, just to piss off the bitches and girly-men in this thread. But the closest thing they had was Dr. Pepper Cherry, which is “Amazingly smooth.”

This would be great while I’m doing my toenails and watching The View.

The Dr Pepper people just finally noticed what I and a lot of other people do at self-serve fountains: fill the cup mostly with diet soda, then add a blast of unleaded for taste. Best of both worlds, and now Dr Pepper has put it in a can for home use. Brilliant!

I second the “Isn’t half bad (sic)” rating as well.

That’s right. I don’t give flowers to women. I eat them.

The flowers too :smiley:

I’m not sure if it’s related, but my wife’s been asking about DP. Not sure why my best friend has to be involved.

Because she wants TEN.

Oddly enough, the last product I tried that with was a Dr. Pepper product: Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Turns out the store couldn’t even special-order it for me: they only distribute DCVDP in certain parts of the country anymore, and I haven’t been able to find out where it’s still sold.

I can’t get it anymore either. :frowning:

This forum cracks me up!!! And who cares its just a fucking commercial. If you really wanna bitch about something, bitch at the fact that sometimes when I get a Dr. Pepper it taste like aspirin.

I just saw this commercial with a tagline I didn’t expect.

Bona. When the wood matters

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That’s just a gimmick, with no legs. What they expressed was a clear product positioning. They determined that that particular strategy would help them break through and get a certain small percent of market share, instead of 0% of the whole market. It’s a bold, smart strategy for such a crowded market. And, I assure you, they are perfectly happy to forego sales to women and and lose them to a few whiney pussies.

Yo dawg, I heard you like people bitching about petty things, so I bitched about petty things in your thread about bitching about petty things, so I can bitch about petty things while you bitch about petty things.

A joke about pitching about Betty things is percolating around in my brain…

That just means whoever’s poisoning you isn’t using an adequate dosage.

I don’t think it is sexist but I do think they screwed it up by trying to advertise it as exclusively for men. The line about it not being for women should have just been left out and they should have simply made it about it being something the over-the-top manly man would like.