I remember that. One of the most disgusting comments I have ever witnessed on this board.
What a fucking charmer.
I can’t believe people found that dork amusing.
I won’t miss him, not after how he joked in a thread I started, about how he stepped on a kitten and found it interesting watching it cough up blood. As others have said, good riddance.
Yep, that’s the one I remember as well, Baker. I suggested he exhibited traits of your run-of-the-mill psychopath, and was promptly jumped upon by a dozen posters. Being as it was quite early in my postings, I didn’t understand the unwritten “don’t attempt to diagnose insane posters” rule.
So, I’ll rephrase: he’s not a psycho, just a fucking evil excuse for a human being. And good riddance.
He could be funny. But he was a jerk, and he insisted on being a jerk. That’s what got him banned.
Wow. Thank you Mods! He was one of my least favorite posters. He never had anything to add to a thread, he’d just pop in and say something about Cthulhu, or (worse), he’d simply type "1920’s style death-(insert topic of thread).
I hated that crap!
Whatever happen to the Cooler of Death?
A guy who made a habit of posting about eating people’s pets called himself DreadCthulhu? More like DreadALF.
Um, no.
That’s one of the (many) things that annoyed me about that poster. Cthulhu (in the books) was a vastly powerful inhuman creature, almost a force of nature little concerned with men and their lives (IIRC). But judging by DreadCthulhu’s behavior, Cthulhu was a not-terribly-bright 8 year old boy who liked to try to say things that shocked other people and who liked pulling wings off flies.
It would be like having a poster named Sauron* running around, popping into threads shrieking “I’m SAURON! YOU’RE A WEINER-HEAD! NANNY-NEENER-BOO-BOO!” and then, when people look at him funny, responding with “But I’m Sauron! Don’t you get it?”
There is no obligation to take on the personna of your username, (and frankly, we’d rather you didn’t, thanks), but if you must, at least do it right.
Fenris
*Yes, I know there is one. He doesn’t pretend he’s the “real” Sauron, and he’s a cool guy anyway so this doesn’t apply.
C’mon Fenris, don’t make me put the Gleipnir back on you…
No, I’m NOT going to put my hand in your mouth!
As for DreadCthulhu, I couldn’t really take his schtick seriously.
He lived in Idaho! A land-locked incarnation of the Great Cthulhu?
I think not…
Ah, but what about the frightful geometries of those eldritch creatures, the potatoes? The Necronomicon of the mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred, describes them as “full of eyes round about them, before and behind”…
No, no, no. The Chthonians rule all things subterranean, including the vile potato. Their giant wormlike servants, the dholes, keep the soil mushy and non-Euclidean so the evil weed can prosper and produce it’s deadly fruits. They are not fit for human consumption, but the Quaylian Heretics have managed to keep the Truth from unsuspecting mankind. Fries, chips, mush… Mr. Potato Head, it’s all a big lie.
And don’t get me started about tomatoes! Or as I call them: The Blood-Apples of Shub-Niggurath…
eh, i thought more people might miss him. guess i’m wrong.
Since he’s not here to defend himself, and since the questions regarding his sudden demise have been answered, this thread has served its purpose.