I love you.
Oh me please!
I’m in the field at the back of my parent’s house. The grass is about waist height and I’m running through it. I’m not running through it dressed in a long flowing dress with wild flowers weaved into my hair like they do in adverts though, I’m running through it because the cows are chasing me. And they are scary! They chase me all the way across the field and towards the little stream that runs through it and then try and push me into it. I don’t know why this is so scary but it is and I want an explanation! 
chique Your dream was probably the result of a mixture of Alcohol and Aspirin. I have the same problem when I eat too much radish.
Nortia You want to sleep with EggNogg, don’t repress these feelings embrace them. Or you want to go on a bovine killing spree.
Ok, got another one…
I’m being chased by this big hairy werewolf who wants to rip me apart. The only way I can placate him is to give him head…?
Tir Tinuviel You want to stalk the streets at night and throw unsuspecting passers-by into conveniently placed piles of cardboard boxes.
Yay!
ummm… how 'bout this one…
I’m in the shower, and this short fat NYPD cop tries to get in with me, I’m so annoyed that I tear his throat out with my teeth…?
You are suffering from over exposure to me, you want to turn your computer off, crush it up into little bits, put it in a box and ship it to Cuba, then go and hide in a cupboard somewhere.
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So you have a detrimental effect on other posters?
Does this mean we have to limit ourselves to small bursts of Eggy goodness?
hmmm
I have a certain Anthraxal quality about me
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I have nightmares about heights.
For example. I have a dream about walking down the street and finding myself in a foreign city in Europe. I am confused about being there, but happy for the chance for a free trip. I board a streetcar, which takes me to the outskirts of the city where it becomes a roller coaster. The roller coaster goes thousands of feet in the air over water, and has no belt to strap me in. At one point, we come to a loop, and I have to hold on for dear life to keep from falling. Finally, the roller coaster ends, but still thousands of feet in the air. Turns out that the passengers have to take a rope ladder straight down to the ground thousands of feet below. The other option is to make a 10 foot jump to a platform with an elevator. Paralyzed in fear, I lie on the ground until I wake up shaking.
I have recurring scenes that involve bridges, tall buildings under construction, airplanes. They always culminate with a death defying choice (jump or climb) where both choices are sure to end in a huge freefall and mangled death.
To this date I’ve never fallen.
Ahh! Thankyou for explaining this EggNogg!
Broodha You want to explore your sexual orientation, but don’t swing both ways.
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Didn’t that kind of thing die out in the 1700s oir 1800s? I’d hope it didn’t happen now, but you never know. (liking to think that society as a whole is a bit more enlightened now, of course… that’ might not be true, though) So maybe I was born in the wrong century altogether. (my sister complains that she was)
Either that, or you’re getting too much out of my username.
F_X