Drink A Shot Every Time You Hear "Fireworks" By Katy Perry This Weekend!

I think you will be blotto by about Saturday…they seem to be playing this song on every station now, and I am sure Katy will be able to pay off her mortgage and get that new Mercedes she has her eye on by Tuesday, just from the royalties off this weekend’s playlists.

Maybe I should write a song about Groundhog Day…at least get some royalties once a year as well for the rest of my life.

Chicago’s NBC affiliate played it this morning during the 6:00 hour - I may be fine with drinking early, but doing shots before work is another matter entirely!

Kate Perry can come over and administer the antabuse and the liver transplant.

The song is an inside joke in our family, and we sing it to eachother any time any of us accomplishes any mundane task.

“Mom, I finished my homework”
“Baby you’re a fiiiire woorrkk”

So, when we went to her graduation, afterwards, as the kids left the stage, that song began to blare from the speakers. We just cracked up!

It’s hard to believe, but it can actually be a very good song when performed by someone who can actually carry a tune.