I hope this is ok to post here. I’m not a very creative or artistic person. But, I give you this, to the tune of “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns n Roses
Welcome to my Tungsten baby
We got density
You can smash anything you like
But don’t try to machine
I came up with this one when my kids were small, so…twenty years ago? My magnum opus. 
To the tune of Do You Hear What I Hear:
Said the cat to the people everywhere
Do you see what I have?
Underneath my tail everyone
Do you see what I have?
It’s pink, it’s pink
And it doesn’t stink
'Cause I wash it with my tongue
'Cause I wash it with my-y tongue
To a Walmart ad ditty:
Walmart, Walmart the Discount city…
(I added)
When you walk in they pinch your T___y
Crude, but that all I gots.
Some of you need to go Am I Right and have your parodies published online. It’s a lot of fun and fun to see others parodies.
Kayla, when she was about twelve, came up with a Katy Perry parody:
I kissed a squirrel, and I liked it
The taste of his acorn Chapstick
I kissed a squirrel, just to try it
Hope my chipmunk don’t find out
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
I’ll sleep in his tree tonight
I felt I had to contribute:
I can’t even pronounce his name
Sounds like chitter-chitter
He’s my experimental game
With woodland critters
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
A thousand miles away
Blows his nose in Cheerios
And eats them every day
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a .45
And shot him in the head
Dashing through the snow
In a one-door Chevrolet
O’er the streets we go
Skidding all the way
Hubcaps flying off
When we make a turn
If we could just get a job
Some money we could earn
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away
Jingle Bells, Santa Claus
Is suffering from stress
They foreclosed on his factory
His sleigh they repossessed
(Last verse borrowed from JibJab’s “Santa Claus”)
Remember the old Robert Plant song Tall Cool One?
Original lyrics:
You stroll, you jump, you’re hot and you tease’Cause I’m your tall cool one, and I’m built to please.
Lighten up baby I’m in love with you!
We turned it into an anti-smoking song:
When you smoke, I choke, I cough and I wheeze, cause when you light one up baby my stomach starts to queeze
Light one up baby and I’m done with you!