In the movie “Haps War” there was a scene where these two American POW’s were being held in a Nazi Prison camp. One night these two guys were in their bunks drinking alchohol, and then while holding their legs in the air, held a lighter to their buttocks and started farting out flames :smack: They were both having a contest trying to see who could fart out the biggest one. :dubious:
Has anyone here ever witnessed something like this in person. 
You mean “Hart’s War”, right? 
Of course. When the grill was broken it’s how I cooked my steak.
I don’t think alcohol has anything to do with it, farts are flammable because of the methane.
I have to admit I’ve never lit a fart before. By many definitions, I am not yet a man.
Witnessed something like what? A contest to light farts? Not being inclined to do guy things in general, no, I’ve never competed to light farts.
But if you’re talking about lighting them in general, I’m pretty shocked there’s people who haven’t tried. I mean, it’s flammable gas! And it comes out of your butt! What could be cooler?
And no, I’ve never hurt myself doing it.
by your definition, I was a man when I was like 10. I remember my brother and I doing this a long time ago. It’s not particularly hard, but it does take some skill to get the proper body angel. Also, lighter technique is crucial!
And here I though snow angels were cool. People are making fart angels now?
The voice of experience. No, not me. Cecil.
Aaah, so that’s why they’re always crying after they hug each other.
I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to see a fart thread and notice a certain someone as the “last post by”.
:: sigh ::
If you’re going to light em make sure you have a non-flamable covering over the orifice (tighty-whities work well). Do not do it without it, singed pubes and blisters can result, it happened to a friend of mine once, yeah thats it, a friend
What flaming fart thread would be complete without Master Wang-Ka’s thoughts on the subject?