I was going to give updates via my Blackberry. But AT&T sucks, so I would have had to go outside. And I was toasted pretty much immediately. The last 3 hours were very very physically demanding.
I was so looking forward to an, “I love you guys” post. 
This is for all you kids who are listening in.
All drinking games are immature and stupid. When she hands you that bottle of Tobasco or Vodka and says: "you ain’t a man if you don’t . . . " Throw the bottle over your shoulder and indicate that you are secure in your masculinity or femininity. You do not have to take up this challenge.
Your response to this challenge: Just pointing down at it is not gonna work. You kind of have to say something like: “sokay, I’m it sokay breemer.” and then point down at it. I’m joking here about what you need to say but what you need to do is not play.
When your friends challenge you to drinking games, get different friends. Grow up first, then get different friends.
Drinking games cause people (especially young people) to become poisoned and die. Please try to become secure enough in your own life to not to get dragged into a drinking game.
This is from a doper who likes his beer and sometimes a Jack Daniels.