I wonder if Martin Hyde gets so worked up when **Bricker ** gives a hypothetical involving someone charged with Aggravated Mopery?
DDG, I thought your post was fun to read. Toss the tossers!
Well I didn’t consider it out of the realm of possibility. But she also never said.
Either way I find it a bit unreasonable, I don’t think just mentioning her hobby would suddenly result in her anonymity becoming forfeit.
Thanks for that, you’re a cadillac of men.
Well, I guess obviously I’m an expert on the matter then.
No, there isn’t.
Oh man, don’t hurt me with your mighty flames!
Yeah, in retrospect it isn’t that bad. I was overreacting and apologize.
Although I still think it’s obtrusive.
Allow me to step into this slugfest to say that I could care less, much as some may dislike it or think it illogical, is now idiomatic, in that it’s a variant of the original used by far too many people to make complaining about it anything other than futile.
The sneaker tossers are a bunch of posers the only real sport is loafer tossing. You have have to toss them just right to get them to stay on the power lines.
Hmph. Slipper tossing is what separates the feet from the socks.
I stand by Dwarf Tossing. It’s code, goddammit.
Isn’t it just an abbreviated form of “as if I could care less”?
I must confess to being a sneaker tosser. Here’s how I do it. I grab the laces, swing it around my head a few times and let fly in a random direction. Then repeat and repeat and repeat until my dog gets tired of fetching it.
It’s code for teacher snossing. Which is when you find a teacher and give him/her a right good snossing.
Well, that’s mostly an East Coast thing. Unless you’re counting home schooling.
As to the sneaker tossing bitchslapfest, I think DDG could’ve just said her hobby or said “my hobby.” She had to know that it would generate loads of guesses and requests for enlightenment. Not that it bothers me, but the result of the choice to hide the hobby with cute-ness hijacks the entire thread right from the OP. And knowing Dopers, that was bound to annoy some people.
BTW, I know what it is.
Actually, no I don’t. Just wanted to make you read the spoiler.
Nice to see the spoiler tag function has been fixed.
Yeah, it would, actually.
And it was simple venting, and wasn’t necessarily designed to be a vehicle for other folks to chime in and participate. Sorry about all the seeming coyness. Not intended.
I think the secret hobby is playing the hurdy-gurdy. I adore hurdy-gurdys. Thank you for brightening my day.
Well, it looks like the secret hobby is obviously snipe-hunting.
Not on my computer it hasn’t.
Sarcasm. 
Possibly a sneak, too.
Is it rock tumbling?
Maybe it is Sneaker Tossing. Somebody’s doing it. We see them hanging from power lines all over the place. It’s tough to throw unblalanced snakers loosely tied together with that kind of accuracy. They’ve also caused neighborhood traumas nationwide, as the slightly conspiratorial among us think they’re signs for drug dropoffs. Maybe the Snaker Tossers are having a big laugh at our expense, and their “only forum on the internet” is where they discuss their mischievous deeds in secret.
How bout them sneaker tossers
Ain’t they grand
just tossin them sneakers
with both hands
tossin them Nikes
tossin them Keds
Tossin them at
each others heads
How to be a sneaker tosser?
Ain’t nuttin to it
Just toss a few sneakers
Reckin that’ll do it.
With sincere appreciation and apologies to Mason Williams.