We need to raise awareness of the effects of FSIS – Firefighter Smoke Inhalation Syndrome, caused by repeatedly entering burning buildings with an indadequately sealed breathing mask. You cannot imagine the toxins given off in a burning building. Just look what it’s done to this poor man!
I thought mug-shots were usually taken of the face and profile.
And I thought that I was the only one who bet on Ohio and lost…
That mons ain’t right.
He might have been gavotting.
In all seriousness though, why indecent exposure? The outfit, while skimpy, is big enough to cover his parts. Did he strip all the way down at some point?
Well, the allegations that he fondled himself in public, if proved, would certainly be something that most people would want the law to take seriously. Maybe that’s where the indecent exposure charge came from.
On the other hand, it could be a case of just seeing the guy in drag, not to mention something as skimpy as that, and therefore automatically assuming he was a child-endangering pervert. From DDG’s link it didn’t seem that he had a very clear view of the defendant, and that he “appeared” to be naked and fondling himself.
ferd, honey, there ain’t enough drunk in the *world * to make that outfit work… 
I think this guy has a serious case-for having his 1st amendment rights abridged! I think the ACLU should get involved-he should have the right to freedom of expression…on the other hand, shouldn’t he be charged with extremely BAD taste?
Maybe police departments need a Fashion Squad to enforce good taste.
Sooooo, do you have anything more to add Auto? :dubious: Maybe a confession? This sounds a bit like one of your exploits. 
sinjin
I think those might be man-boobs.
I dunno…say what you want about his fashion sense, but I think he’s got a nice butt.
Maybe they needed (snerk, snort) the full-body shot (giggle, chuckle) for evidence at trial! Hey, that just inspired a song – here’s a peek at some of the lyrics:
"They asked me what I was arrested fer,
"I said dressin’ in a bikini in public,
"An’ they all moved away from me,
"An’ fondlin’ myself, I said,
“An’ they all moved back, and we had a great time, there on the Group W bench, talkin’ about dressin’ in a bikini, and father-rapin’ and mother-stabbin’ …”
I was gonna say that. Seriously, the guy may have bad taste but he’s got a sweet ass. So, in my opinion - he’s one up on most men I’ve ever met.
Why does the articles say it was a blue bikini? It’s also a red and white bikini.
Or cavorting or disporting.
At least he wasn’t gamboling. The penalties for illegal gamboling are pretty severe.
See, that was his mistake. It should have had polka dots. Then everything would have been okay.