Clicking on that link is the equivalent of sticking your head into a mysterious hole in a dark box when someone inside whacks you in the face with a dead fish. No one ever expects that.
Uncle Steve! :eek:
The pink flip-flops tie the whole outfit together.
The wig, on the other hand…
Nooooooo! The pink really clashes with the red! Do you have no taste? But I do agree about the wig – brunette or black would suit him, but blonde: no way!
Is he …augmenting things in a couple of places?
I thought no one ever expected the Spanish Inquisition.
And now I must run really fast.
The guy was romping. It’s not as if he was rampaging, marauding or even galavanting. It was just a little romp. Where’s the harm?
It’s because he was romping in front of children, and we can’t have that. The innocent darlings must never suspect that there are grown men who, for whatever reason, will put on a bikini and romp.
More details here.
Little Hayley is probably scarred for life, the Barbie Princess scooter abandoned forlornly in the back yard as she broods up in her attic room on what she had witnessed that day. The horror…
He reportedly had a couple of tan-colored water balloons in the bra, if that’s what you mean.
I think the beer gut is all his.
Oh my God. :eek:
It’s the flip-flops. The flip-flops have broken the last remainding thread of sanity in my mind…
Giggity giggity giggity!
The article says “Cole has been a Wayne Township firefighter since 2000.” I think it would have been more accurate to state “Cole was a Wayne Township firefighter from 2000 to 2007.”
If you check out the series of photos on thesmokinggun.com you can see not only that he’s augmented himself, but also that there’s an open bottle of Budweiser next to a printer! 
All I can see is a quick TV spot or billboard campaign for Southwest Airlines. His picture with “Need to Get Away” underneath.
It seems obvious to me that the outraged populace has never visited South Beach in Miami-Dade. I’ve seen guys there wearing one hell of a lot less. If they really want their brains jangled they should visit Finochios in San Francisco, assuming it is still operating.
Funny, I thought Anna Nicole was dead.
Yes. Even Batman would have met defeat at this image.
Your honor, I move for a change of venue.
Drunk is the only I’d ever be caught in an outfit like that.
It says he’s a firefighter. I would have guessed lumberjack.
Is that something in his bellybutton? :eek:
He should have went with the leopard print.
And I think the Bud is evidence. There’s a pic of it on the hood of his truck during the arrest.