slow clap
slightly quicker
USA! USA! USA!
This is the ONLY picture anyone has managed to take of me drunk. I was still able to walk in my heels, barely.
Definately drunk, not so attractive:
Halloween party last year (Im on the right in the pink shirt)
Me, a few sheets to into the breeze.
Later, the wife and I had some rather wild sex in the laundry room of my friends apartment building. Hehehe…
Also, for the record…
Doper Chix is HAWT.
Here I am celebrating a friend’s birthday. I’m the one on the right. My hair got progressively worse as the night wore on.
Ha ha, well this was taken at the end of my then girlfriends sorority formal. Needless to say it was about time for me to end the night. 
Las Vegas Grind, Halloween 2000 or 2001. I don’t remember becasue I was drunk. I’m Chubby Ramone . This is one of the last things I remember about that evening.
Wait’ll you get a load of me.
Oh, and make sure you swallow whatever you’re drinking before clicking this link.
Yes, I swapped costumes with my girlfriend that night. I went as an axe murderer, complete with gory hockey mask that I did myself and a comically small “wooden” (i.e. plastic) club. Poor planning on my part. You can’t drink beer through a hockey mask.
By the way, I own that skull mug now. Won it fair and square.
Here is the photo I use to destroy all credibility on Facebook. I don’t have many drunk pics, as being half Japanese, I lack a few of the enzymes associated with drinking, which means I initially get very flushed. Eventually, it calms down, and I just look like an idiot, rather than an idiot with a severe allergic reaction.
I should say, I’m the one directly to the left of Spider Woman.
And I can spell “because”.
Sheesh.
More pics of SpiderWoman.
Here goes:
My first Halloween party in Minot. (Oct '00)
Houseboatin’ in Canada: The party begins, and “Cap’n Goodtimes” sets sail with two lovely ladies.
And one where I wasn’t drunk, but my buddy sure was at the Toga Party.
Tripler
But you can just call me the “Commodore of Cool”. . .
Sparkling Burgundy!! I asked about that some time ago, here..
Sorry, no picture as yet.
I think this picture is the sexiest picture I have ever seen, Are you a dead Ramone?
Cowboy, I am cracking up so much at your face! This thread is awesome. Dio, you are the queen of camwhoring.
I’m the long haired one. These were taken on Halloween.
This is me and one of my best friends on new years eve. We were all pretty trashed.
i’m the one with the dark hair (and no, nothing dirty is happening with other girl’s hands!)
Around 2000. Bad Angle, Bad Toast. Different you, different me.
I think the phrase you’re looking for is “Well, hi, Opal.”
I think this is the first time I’ve posted on one of the pic threads. Usually they are just about flirting, but this one has a real purpose 
This is me under the influence of alcohol and magical little fungi
Here’s me during a long day of drinking - just after a shot of Jager
I’m on your right - my left.
Sharing a bucket of Samsong whisky, lemonade and Red Bull with some friends in Thailand.
