I put this question in IMHO because there’s probably no GQ answer applicable across most jurisdictions, arresting officers and drunks. Personal experiences and best guesses are perfectly appropriate responses.
[hypothetical] I am a passenger in a car being driven by my friend and we are both well over the legal limit. My friend quite correctly and fortunately gets pulled over by the police before somebody gets killed. He tests at 0.31 on the breathalyzer, is promptly arrested and is hauled off to sober up and consider the actual cost of those last several drinks. What do the police do with me? I’m no more sober than my friend, have no transportation and couldn’t safely use it if I did and can barely stand much less find a safe place to seek shelter. With that being said, I’m as polite and compliant as I can be considering that if you gave me a map, a flashlight and both hands, I’m not sure I could find my own ass.
Some obvious options come to mind:
option 1) - The arresting officer could offer to give me a ride to the police station to give me a safe place to wait and possible use of a phone while alternate transportation can be arranged.
option 2) - Call an ambulance. If the police consider me to be a legitimate danger to myself, they may summon an ambulance and try to convince me to go to the hospital. It may be possible for them to order me to the hospital ignoring any specific objections I may raise on the grounds that I’m too intoxicated to make that judgement for myself. Could be?
option 3) - Arrest me on a “Drunk in Public” charge. My experience suggests police will not usually arrest drunks that are not loud, aggressive or disruptive. If I’m a potential danger to myself though, it may be the best option.
option 4) - Let me wobble on my inebriated way on foot and whatever happens, happens.
option 5) - Something I can’t think of right now.
What’s most likely going to happen to me