Drunk Post

I wonder if I should just delete this post since it will seem really really stupid to those not in a certain state of mind caused by physical interaction of ethanol unmoderated by any metaphysical constraints. That’s the kicker. While I feel very good now I am certain, unlike Ben Franklin, that alcohol is NOT proof that our Creator likes us and wants us to be happy, rather, it is evidence, via the sheer medium of chemical interaction, that duality is certainly full of dog doodoo and therefore by implication higher spirituality.

This is very powerful too since I usually moderate my state with other chemicals (legal to purchase) and now i am typing without looking at the keyboad let’s see how i do. Wow, that’s even better than I can to whilst sober do I talk like a Brit that’s because I am used to Games Workshop games that always use “dice” in the singular.

Anyway, pure ethanol is making my head buzz since for the past couple months for several months I’ve moderated my serotonigenic consumption of any activity which would engenerate serotonin in the theory that this would help with my caffiene addiction, including alcohol, caffiene, chewing’s latinate sound-alike, and certain over-the-counter substances. And it worked in that when I just have about 6 oz of Saphhire I get a killer buzz.

In case you care, your syntax is shaky, your ideation rambling, and you’re misspelling words like keyboad, Saphhire, and caffiene. Also, I don’t think there’s any such word as engenerate. How much of this is due to not looking at the keys, I couldn’t say.

-BoD, currently enjoying a nice glass of La Brasserie Rouge vin ordinaire

I’ve had maybe three shots of vodka, and I’m buzzing pretty good right now. I’m going to have more tonight; maybe I’ll make more posts in this thread and it’ll be like an experiment.

Hey, did I ever say that I really love you guys? You SD folks are really great.

Excuse me, I have to go put on a lampshade now.

I’ve had three 500ml cans of Beck’s but I’ve only got a little bit of a buzz going. I’m certainly nowhere near the OP. I am yawning a lot though. However, I reckon I’m going to have a fourth before I go to bed, so I’ll check back later as an honorary drunk.

Had a couple more shots, I’m further along. I think I’m done for the night though, don’t want a hangover tomorrow. Still don’t feel really drunk, just kinda buzzed. I waited too long between drinks to get really trashed (which I don’t want to be).

Wah! I wanna join in. But I already have a head, a cold, and am in the womanly time of the month. Then there’s that ‘work’ tomorrow.

Sometimes, it is nice to have just one drink too many. Not too often, but once in a while.

See you on Friday night?

Er… I already have a headache.

Ludovic, don’t post while drunk. Much appreciated.