Sitting around the house pissed off by the Cal game, I decided to check my Myspace. My eye was caught by a bulletin from my roommate’s girlfriend titled, “my sobering up story.”
Without further ado:
[QUOUTE=My Roommate’s Girlfriend]
i hate to go to bed drunk. it is 12:25 am and i beed to seober up. therefore i will tell yopu a store so i can tale a long time to sober up. once upon a time there as a princess. her name was princess comando. proncees cpmando was si[er awesome. she had combat boots and a whop and a bow and arroe, but she didnt have a gun because she thought guns were very very bad. princess comando wasm often teased for her badassness, which made her sad. sometrimes she wanted to be slutty and pretty like the other girls around her. but afyer sime debate, she realixed that she was better than that and she returned to her badassess. one time princess comando was at a party and she was playing beer ping t=with the other princesses. she thought she wqwouyld win until seom evil men came along and they tooi steiords and beet gher sezzy ass. she had to drinkn all th e cups. but then amanda came along and whooperd her ass because amanda is the best beer ping plauer EVBER BITCHERS!!! AND primvrdd comando criesd her little ass off because amanda had a better ass. but then she got over it and was like "oh, ok, so i dont have a good ass and i cant plau beer ping that we;; biut thats ok, im prinvess comando, so i should kist somke some ganga and maKE aweet aweey love to damien marly and ben harpern. so she made sweet sweet love to them and smojed a lot of ganga. then she had 45 kids and they were all badass comando royhalty like princess comando. bit none og them had very great beer ping skills because amanda totalyl owened the, at it and she always will because amanda owens and beer ping even when she loses beucae she is awesoe like that and tat is how the world workd. after [princess comando made sweet sweet love to damiken marly and ben harper and had their stoner children, they nall went to kids world and smoked a lot of chornic. then they were all happy until it came tiime to run the marathon for drunkeness awareness cayses. their lungs werent all that great because theyu smoked too many joitns and didnt increase their lungs capactiy so they had to walk all those 26. something miles and it took then like77m hopurs and they werent allowed to sto[ for pee breaks because the offiicea;s were like “hey, you arenty app0wed to sto[p for a pee break you comando wereido, because you smoke too much weed and the like and i dont like your army clothes!” soo since the officeals were all possy about their wardrobe, the comando famioy decided to run buck ass maked for the rest of the marathon. and they did and those will balls fot to run with them free and they were really happy. however the feamlkes of the grou[ were sad because theiers boobies were bouncing and they didt have sports bras so their boobies hurt and they were like “lame! my boobies gurt because i dont have a sports bra!” and everyuone cries dsooooooooooo much thtat that whole entire world flooded and everyone drowned so that solved the problem of global warming anf the earlth was saved, the wned. love [redacted]
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Wow. In terms of poorly typed utter gibberish, that has to rank high on the list.
Absolutely mundane and pointless, but I needed to share.