Well, a drunken Elephant Rampage, anyway.
You just can’t trust those elephants, can you?
Thank God they weren’t driving at the time.
Does it mention anything about the circumcisions? I have read something about that topic recently…
Too bad they revere elephants. Things would be much simpler if they chose something small or slow. Like sloths. Ever hear of anybody being trampled by sloths? That’d suck, sure, but it’d be a lot rarer.
This just in …
Christopher Reeve, a.k.a. “Superman,” was agonizingly trampled to death over eight days by drunken sloths …