Duane Chapman - what happened to his face?

Cafe Society
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Anyone notice how badly scared Dogs face is? Especially with his glasses off. Have they ever said what happened? I know some of that has to be very bad sun damage. If that’s from fights he must get his ass beat and dragged face down through the street to do that.
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Certain areas of his face look like bad surgery. Maybe skin grafts or something?

I broke down and watched last nights new episodes. This show is like a cartoon. You can’t help but laugh. People dressed in a way you can see them coming two blocks away. Camera, lights, crew. Most of the people they arrest are so drug addled they can’t wipe their own ass with both hands. Notice no one puts up a fight?

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I think his face just has the weathered look of an older guy with his type of skin who use to be a biker and very possibly a smoker would look. He’s had a hard life - been a biker, done prison time, worked for a long time as a bounty hunter, etc.

Some people just age more than others. His physique still looks good because he obviously works out, but hard living and the passage of time can take a toll on the face that only surgery can alleviate.

Plus I think bad lighting in that first photo is exaggerating effect of wrinkles on his face. He’s never looked anything more than aged and weathered any time I’ve seen him on TV. I’ve never noticed anything like grafts and so forth.

People probably don’t put up a fight because he brings a swarm of people in with him and they all look armed to the teeth, even if they’re carrying only pepper spray. Most people don’t want to get their asses kicked even if they’re badasses one on one. Plus, they probably don’t air the really ugly stuff and/or things that make him look bad.

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Maybe he was born with a bad case of buttfuckinguglyitis?

At least he is smart about things and keeps a great hairdoo to distract from the catchers mitt face.

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Wasn’t he the one, who after being caught using the “N” word (by the way, I have never in my life typed out the words “the “N” word” before and feel damn silly for doing so now) and other racial slurs on tape, vowed to have himself buried in a graveyard where dead slaves were laid to rest as spiritual atonement?

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Yeah, I think that was him. You can’t help but love him - he’s weirdly sincere, but yet hilariously awful. We used to watch the show a lot and had almost kind of forgotten about it when the unfettered joy that is “Dog the Bounty Hunter: The Wedding” appeared in our mailbox courtesy of Netflix. OMG, y’all.

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This has nothing to do with the thread. I only have one sibling, a younger brother.

He is a dead ringer for “Dog, The Bounty Hunter”, but sans tattoos. And that is how I always describe him.

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By the way, “The Wedding” turned out to have an unexpected tragic event in it and, er, we cried. Seriously. It was humiliating - we closed the blinds in case the neighbors saw.

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In addition to all the above, he used to hit smoke rocks pretty hard, by his own admission.