Awwww, duckies! Duckies! Baby duckies! 
Max.
By no means. Fredonia is not a kingdom, but a republic. Only when the server is drunk and in an ugly mood should you ever have occasion to duck soup.
Are you in favor of those dollars being spent on misspelled words, though? In the local daily (Lafayette Journal and Courier), the accompanying photo featured a sign with a request not to disturb the duck – headed by a request for QUITE PLEASE!
Wonder if this incident will be exploited by Bruce Tinsley in his Mallard Fillmore strip…
The local news called it a pregnant duck, which, frankly, confused the hell out of me.