When did anything go Donald’s way?
Do I get a phone call first?
If so, I’m calling Donald’s Uncle Scrooge McDuck and asking what his price is. Of course, he’s a notorious skinflint, so he may not part with any money to save his nephew’s life.
But if he does, Daffy gets the pot.
Also, Donald has real-world responsibilities. He’s got three nephews to raise. (And he stands in line to inherit a fantastalillion dollars!) And, yeah, he really is (barely) the nicer guy.
(I’d vote to spare Tina Russo rather than Daisy Duck.)
I agree with TriPolar, including T’s reassessment. Daffy is more worth saving, but also, I suspect, much harder to kill in the cartoon universe. So, hmm, which sauce should he be thrown into for the most laffs?
Rich, elderly uncle, hot girlfriend; the dude’s got it made.
No immunities. No rewards. Just cartoon nature, red of ink and tooth and claw.
I’ve been binge-watching old Disney cartoons from a French video website. I’ve seen a lot of Donald Duck ones that I’ve never seen before and they’re all fresh in my mind. Short version: Donald is a dick.
He tries to shoot cute penguins.
He opens fire on an audience with a machine gun because they didn’t like his poetry recital. Sorry, can’t find a screen grab. Said event is at 4:00.
And plenty of other petty little mean stuff.
So you can go ahead and plunge him into the kettle. Daffy’s way funnier, anyway.
Daisy Duck ain’t hotter than her. (skip to 2:27)
Seconded. I also hate it when people claim to be imitating Porky Pig but talk like Gabby Goat. (He didn’t say “Th-Th-Th-That’s all, folks.” He said “Uh buh dee,uh buh dah, uh buh duh that’s all, folks”)
Eh, it’s a film noir; she’ll throw him over by the last reel and he’ll crawl into a bottle.
TV Tropes uses Daffy as an example of Always Second Best. In fact, they helpfully explain that Randy Savage “was the Daffy Duck to Hulk Hogan’s Bugs Bunny.”
So, yeah, Daffy lives.
Come to think of it, Daffy’s already been turned into no-longer-living, right? Or am I thinking of some other cartoon?
“The problem is, I can’t do an encore!”
“The problem is, I can only do it once!”
“Daffy’s Last Trick”, on YouTube.
Probably not a legal copy there, so I won’t link to it here.
Thith ith getthing monotonouth.
Let them both go. It’s Baby Huey I want to eat. Talk about a LOT of meat on that dude!!!
Wait, what are those weird lumps on Daisy’s chest?
And I voted to save Daffy, but not because he’s funnier or more likeable. I voted to save him because I have a hunch that Donald would taste better.
The ratio of meat to suet is not particularly favorable.
(And while we’re on the subject, I’d have to be mighty, mighty hungry before I’d chaw down on Foghorn Leghorn’s drumsticks.)
I will spare Daffy, for what he dared to do During WWII.
Both Ducks did help in the propaganda efforts, but Donald looked then as more wary and scared of Hitler and the other Axis leaders. Daffy even knocked the Führer in broad daylight.
Late to the party, as usual.
No contest, I’d spare Daffy.
For dunking head-first into a cauldron of boiling liquid? Donald, of course.
There’s just *something *about someone with the name “Donald” that makes boiling him head-first sound like a wonderful idea. Why izz dat? :rolleyes: 
They’re both jerks, but Daffy is a lot funnier. And Donald is fatter. Donald it is.