So I am Kettlophobic too, huh? 
Yes, you are an (um, checking the forum) an insensitive fuck. How dare you defame the good name of kettles. I swear, Brutus, you keep this shit up and I’ll vote for Kerry.
I mean, really, why pick on kettles? Quit being a dick. 
Hell, he do whatever he wants with the damn kettles. Just keep him the hell away from my pot! I mean, a two pound bag of Oreos and a big-ass jar of peanut butter…gone! Sucker just sits there grinning and asks if I got any Moody Blues.
Nights in White Satin happens to be one of the few karaoke songs I’ll do, thank you very much.
That snapping sound you may have heard was my imagination breaking. Brutus… karaoke… Moody Blues… aaaaaaagh.
I’ve seen you post that phrase in several places. I dare you to post it in German next time. 
There’s a line in that song that describes this year’s Presidential race;
'*Just what the truth is
I can’t say anymore.*’
No way! For the Ought-Four elections, the most apropos lyrics selection would be:
DAMN that sounds good once you get some white russians and jaeger-bombs in you!
Wouldn’t work. Want the phrase to carry some inference to the deranged “Christians” who align themselves with the least generous, humane, and loving political aggregations in human history. Me and The Boss, we have no disagreements worthy of mention.
Ich bin ein Snide Mutterfokker!
Heh, you said you were a ‘Mother-fucking Jelly Donut’.
Anything sounds good once you get some white russians and jaeger-bombs in you.
Nights in White Satin on karaoke? ? ? ?
Omigawd, the Republicans are right - our culture is going to hell! To hell, I say! !
I’m second to none in my disdain for George W. But, from what I’m reading in that Democratic Underground thread, this particular issue is IMHO much ado about nothing. It appears very likely that, best case, Bush was entitled to wear the medal at the time the picture was taken or, worst case, he or a superior were confused about some obscure regs that had confused many people. There’s a remote possibility that he was purposely trying to pad his uniform but if so a unit citation which doesn’t say anything about personal achievement seems to be a lame way to do it.
“Left wingnut”? Are we now accusing Snopes of being part of the “liberal media”? 
LOL 
Looks as though Kerry is confused about what HE is authorized to wear:
Plot thickens after checking records
"The DD214 form, an official Defense Department document summarizing Kerry’s military career posted on johnkerry.com, includes a “Silver Star with combat V.”
But according to a U.S. Navy spokesman, “Kerry’s record is incorrect. The Navy has never issued a ‘combat V’ to anyone for a Silver Star.” "
That one post (well, two posts - someone had to feed you the straight line) made this thread worth reading.
Did he actually wear it, or is it just that the E-3 Personnelman who typed up the DD214 made a mistake? Since the Bronze Star is accompanied by the “V”, he/she could have been assumed that the Silver Star was also. A non-issue, in anyone’s opinion.
Hey, Chefguy. What’s my opinion on Windsor knots?
You believe they’re coercive and tyrannical.
Bow tie. $5 says liberal is one of those bow tie guys.
As I recall from my time in the Air Force, you personally don’t earn an outstanding unit award, you’re entitled to wear it while assigned to an organization that’s won it. While I was with the 19th TASS I could wear an outstanding unit award with two oak leaf clusters, meaning they won it three times, but, I could not wear it after I left the unit.