Duke? Uncle Duke? Is that YOU? Newslink

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Asbury Park Press NJ | Jersey Shore & New Jersey News

The governor of the US-administered Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands is under investigation in federal court after having a female inmate released from jail to give him a massage.

Benigno R. Fitial set Chinese masseuse Qing Mei Cheng free Jan. 8 to treat him for back pain.
Fitial, who won re-election for a second term in a run-off election in November, made headlines late last year when he had to drive himself around after his driver was convicted of dealing drugs from the official car.

OK, US Territory/Commonwealth, Oriental Sidekick, drug dealing from the official limo—yup, it’s Duke!
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Didn’t realize Trudeau was gearing up for a live-action version of his strip.

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But he only did it once. For 20 minutes.